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Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:39 pm**

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

Dear Becky,
Iâ??m sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Love, Ricky

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:52 pm**

Wahahahaha, owned.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:21 pm**

That's great. That's what I love about US soldiers; tough to wound and very resourceful.

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:37 pm**

Yeah that's pretty good. heh

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:57 pm**

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 9:00 pm**

hahah funnay

Posted: **Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:15 pm**

Hopefully, she hasn't seen the episode of M*A*S*H from which they swiped the idea.

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:02 am**

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 12:59 am**

har har har

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:11 am**

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:10 pm**

He deserves better anyway!

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 4:36 pm**

Where's an PWN3D pic when you need it?

She got burned

Posted: **Wed Apr 21, 2004 11:08 pm**

that's awesome!

Posted: **Thu Apr 29, 2004 12:28 am**

ROFL that just made my day.

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