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Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:51 am**

My reach is far and wide spread. I have finally organized and established control of a nation wide network of operatives that can attack at any time and any place. No one is safe. Do not antagonize me. You have been warned. I am the raccoon whisperer:

\"Lakeland, Florida-- A Lakeland woman is recovering from serious injuries in the hospital after sheriff's investigators say she was \"gang attacked\" by five raccoons Saturday afternoon.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd says 74-year-old Gretchen Whitted was trying to shoo the animals away from her front door when they suddenly attacked.

\"When she fell down, they enveloped her,\" said Sheriff Judd in a news conference called Sunday to warn the public of the aggressive raccoons.

\"She's literally bitten and scratched from face and the chest all the way down through the legs.\"

http://www.wtsp.com/news/mostpop/story. ... ovider=top

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:41 am**

Say hello to my little friend:

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:33 am**

Krom wrote:Say hello to my little friend:

They can counter with this:

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:57 am**

Isaac wrote:

Considering the location, if I was given a choice I'd still rather be in the AA-12 camp. Nothing says "get off my porch" quite like an automatic shotgun.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:24 am**

Krom wrote:
Isaac wrote:
Considering the location, if I was given a choice I'd still rather be in the AA-12 camp. Nothing says "get off my porch" quite like an automatic shotgun.

You'll run out of ammo before i run out of ducks:

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:35 pm**

Isaac wrote:You'll run out of ammo before i run out of ducks:

HUH? Seriously get back on your meds

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:49 pm**

Loosen up, Bubbs. I'm enjoying the goofball humor. It's the Café, after all.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:50 pm**

I see your raccoon and raise you..

a garbage can.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:22 pm**

lol - nice one Ferno!

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:35 pm**

We must take immediate countermeasures, I am training and arming our defense forces as we speak:

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:47 pm**

pic would make a nice avatar.

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:58 pm**

dude, does that coon have a tongue piercing?? o_0

Posted: **Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:00 pm**

Duper wrote:dude, does that coon have a tongue piercing?? o_0

your not the only one who noticed that ROTFLMAO!!

Posted: **Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:44 pm**

I used to use that as my avatar.

Posted: **Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:58 am**

Foil wrote:Loosen up, Bubbs.

I'm Always loose

But how did Rocky turn into Daffy? unless your a QUACK!

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