Three Foot Wu or the Invasion of the Cheesy Snackers
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:45 am
So I was at the grocery store the other day and decided to buy a Entermans Cheese Danish. Haven't bought one in a year or so and the urge just came upon me. Got home and after I put everything away I cut a slice of the cheese cake and then watched some TV. Just before hitting the sack I went back to the kitchen, closed the Entermans box up and put the cheese danish into the frig.
The next day after supper I got the danish out, cut a slice off and sat at the computer to surf the net a bit. When I went to take my second bite of the danish I noticed two black specks on it. I though they were burnt crumbs of some sort...until I looked closer and saw they were mouse droppings! WTF! I haven't had any mice in the kitchen for three or four months. In between the time I first opened the cheese danish box and put it in the frig, the blighters somehow magically appeared. So I get the traps out.
I set the trap on the counter and bait it with some Mexican style shredded cheese. I no more than turn out the lights, climb into bed and I hear a click of the trap being sprung. Out of bed I go, turn on the kitchen light and see a mouse in the trap with a second mouse disappearing through a gap in the stove's back panel. So I've been tagged teamed eh?
I dispose of the first mouse and reset the trap, placing it by the spot where the second one disappeared. The next morning the second mouse is in the trap all bugged eyed from where the trap did a perfect head shot on em. I dispose of mouse number two and go off to work. Usually there is only one mouse that comes calling so with the second one bagged I'm thinking maybe I'll go but another Cheese Danish to replace the one I threw out.
I get home and when I go to the stove I notice the pieces of shredded cheese that I didn't clean up in the morn are all gone. Huh? A third bandito? O.K. So I set the trap again. In the morning there is a third mouse caught. The trap is getting experienced as this too was a head shot. Again dispose and high-ho, off to work I go. Get home and once again I see the cheese remnants have been devoured. Whoa! What the heck dude. Am I being invaded by Romani gypsy mice?
Over the next few days the body count is up to six and a couple of days have gone by with no sign of Micky. The cheese pieces I left on the stove are drying up with no removal so I'm thinking the problem is solved. I be thinking wrong. I get up the next morning and see the stove is once again swept clean. Once again I set the trap before work. This time when I get home the trap has disappeared. I search high and low and finally discover it when I pull the stove out.
So I retrieve the trap wondering who my trusty 'ole dead-eye trap could of failed. It is when I pull the steel arm up that I see something fall out. I look closer and see it is a teeny tiny little paw with little wee tendons sticking out. Now it would seem I have a real hardcore mouse on the loose. Mean enough to tear out his own foot to escape. I name him Three Foot Wu. My sleep becomes a little less easy. I keep traps set constantly. Why oh why did I ever buy that Cheese Danish. Updates as warranted.
The next day after supper I got the danish out, cut a slice off and sat at the computer to surf the net a bit. When I went to take my second bite of the danish I noticed two black specks on it. I though they were burnt crumbs of some sort...until I looked closer and saw they were mouse droppings! WTF! I haven't had any mice in the kitchen for three or four months. In between the time I first opened the cheese danish box and put it in the frig, the blighters somehow magically appeared. So I get the traps out.
I set the trap on the counter and bait it with some Mexican style shredded cheese. I no more than turn out the lights, climb into bed and I hear a click of the trap being sprung. Out of bed I go, turn on the kitchen light and see a mouse in the trap with a second mouse disappearing through a gap in the stove's back panel. So I've been tagged teamed eh?
I dispose of the first mouse and reset the trap, placing it by the spot where the second one disappeared. The next morning the second mouse is in the trap all bugged eyed from where the trap did a perfect head shot on em. I dispose of mouse number two and go off to work. Usually there is only one mouse that comes calling so with the second one bagged I'm thinking maybe I'll go but another Cheese Danish to replace the one I threw out.
I get home and when I go to the stove I notice the pieces of shredded cheese that I didn't clean up in the morn are all gone. Huh? A third bandito? O.K. So I set the trap again. In the morning there is a third mouse caught. The trap is getting experienced as this too was a head shot. Again dispose and high-ho, off to work I go. Get home and once again I see the cheese remnants have been devoured. Whoa! What the heck dude. Am I being invaded by Romani gypsy mice?
Over the next few days the body count is up to six and a couple of days have gone by with no sign of Micky. The cheese pieces I left on the stove are drying up with no removal so I'm thinking the problem is solved. I be thinking wrong. I get up the next morning and see the stove is once again swept clean. Once again I set the trap before work. This time when I get home the trap has disappeared. I search high and low and finally discover it when I pull the stove out.
So I retrieve the trap wondering who my trusty 'ole dead-eye trap could of failed. It is when I pull the steel arm up that I see something fall out. I look closer and see it is a teeny tiny little paw with little wee tendons sticking out. Now it would seem I have a real hardcore mouse on the loose. Mean enough to tear out his own foot to escape. I name him Three Foot Wu. My sleep becomes a little less easy. I keep traps set constantly. Why oh why did I ever buy that Cheese Danish. Updates as warranted.