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Santa Claus that RAT BA$TARD!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:05 pm
by CUDA
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580449,00.html
With his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr. Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity and speeding — and damaging millions of lives.
what Moron funded this study
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:08 pm
by Isaac
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:16 pm
by Duper
Dr. huh?
yeah...
there are more prevalent icons to worry about.
Re: Santa Claus that RAT BA$TARD!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:08 pm
by woodchip
CUDA wrote:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580449,00.html
With his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr. Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity and speeding — and damaging millions of lives.
what Moron funded this study
The same moron that decided the Big Boy needed to go on a diet.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:08 pm
by Spidey
What you need to do is, find the humor in stuff like this.
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 7:57 am
by CUDA
I tend to see the stupidity in this more than I find humor.
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:40 pm
by Tankie2
My take on this? Retail sales are down so now they're looking for a younger, fitter, sexier Santa Clause.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:09 pm
by TechPro
Tankie2 wrote:My take on this? Retail sales are down so now they're looking for a younger, fitter, sexier Santa Clause.
Perhaps a younger more "fit" Santa would be alright ... but I seriously don't want someone who looks flaming gay who "sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" ... granted that sounds really creepy with anyone, but you get the idea.
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:55 pm
by S13driftAZ
TechPro wins.
Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:21 pm
by AlphaDoG
To even respond to this thread might cause me to wonder about my Santa down the chimney fears and phobias.
Re:
Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:47 pm
by Burlyman
S13driftAZ wrote:TechPro wins.
Fatality.
I know of someone whom the santa at the mall tried to "feel."
Be vigilant, guys. :)
