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Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:29 pm
by Jeff250
Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

CHEYENNE, WYĆ¢??After attempting to contain a living-room blaze started by a cigarette, card-carrying Libertarian Trent Jacobs reluctantly called the Cheyenne Fire Department Monday. "Although the community would do better to rely on an efficient, free-market fire-fighting service, the fact is that expensive, unnecessary public fire departments do exist," Jacobs said. "Also, my house was burning down." Jacobs did not offer to pay firefighters for their service.

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:lol:

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:32 pm
by Lothar
LOL

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:48 am
by Krom
HEH!

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:18 am
by Testiculese
Get a bigger extinguisher.

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:25 am
by Krom
Or quit smoking.

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:41 am
by Testiculese
Ya, that too. Use the extinguisher on the fool smoking.

Re: Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire Department

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 8:53 pm
by Bold Deceiver
Jeff250 wrote:Libertarian Reluctantly Calls Fire DepartmentSource
Jeff, that is a riot. Love the Onion.

BD

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 7:47 am
by DCrazy
Aw, don't spoil it...

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:13 am
by Birdseye
As someone that aligns probably closest to Libertarian, I found this hysterical, even if it butchers what they believe in ;)