Five surgeons
Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:56 pm
This seems particularly appropriate today
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, \"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.\"
The second, from Chicago , responds, \"Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.\"
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, \"No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.\"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: \"You know, I like
construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.\"
But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when
he observed:
\"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.\"
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, \"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.\"
The second, from Chicago , responds, \"Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.\"
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, \"No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order.\"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: \"You know, I like
construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.\"
But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto, Canada shut them all up when
he observed:
\"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and
the head and the ass are interchangeable.\"
