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LIVER & ONIONS!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:51 pm
by Inguss
LIVER AND ONIONS!
BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
THE POINT IS THAT THE ING IS BACK IN THIS JOINT!
NETNERDS REJOICE!
HOOKERS GET MOIST!
CRACKHEADS GRAB YA PIPES FOR YOUR WEAPON OF CHOICE!
NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!
NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!
NO ONE COULD FORSEE THIS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!
RETURN OF THE INGUS!
INGUS IS BACK AND BETTER!
BETTER THAN EVER!
JUST LEFT STARBUCKS WITH MASTER SHREDDER!
NOBODY CAN NEVER! BEST ING EVER!
CAUSE ING IS STUCK ON YOU JUST LIKE FREDDY KRUEGER'S SWEATER!
ING'S A HELLUVA HOE. OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
BIG WOMEN THEY LUV HIM!
THEY ENJOY HIS COMPANY!
THAT'S AIGHT CAUSE ING TAKES EM BIG AND CHUNKY
CHALLENGERS PLACE YOUR BETS. YA NOT READY FOR THIS!
CAUSE COMPARED TO INGUS HE'S A GOD AMONG YOU INSECTS
ING'S A HELLUVA COOK! ENEMIES THEY KNOW THIS!
THEY HATE WHEN HE'S COOKING!
CAUSE AS ALWAYS HE'S SERVING PLATES FULL OF FACKING ASSWHOOPINS!
IT'S TIME TO SMOKE!
TRUE STORY HOMIE!
GOT A FAT BLUNT LONGER THAN A BILL COSBY HOAGIE!
INGUS LEAVES HIS ENEMIES IN THE DUST!
HE'S THE TURD YOU CAN'T FLUSH!
EVEN SMOKED A FAT POUND THROUGH AN ELEPHANT'S TUSK!
INGUS'S PYRO IS PARKED IN THE SHED JUST LIKE A CHEVY FROM THE 1970S.
BUT WILL IT START? MAYBE!
AND IF IT DOES HE'S STILL FLIES LIKE THE WIND BABY!
JUST LIKE BACK IN THE DAY! THEY ALL FELL PREY!
THEY ALL FELL PREY! WHAT?
IN THE GREAT NINJA WAY!
BOOYA!
INGUS JUST GOT HIS MASTERS DEGREE FROM WILLY LEROY STATE UNIVERSITY IN E-THUGANOMICS!
Aw YeaH. Time to hit the air floating and the ground running back in the hood..where it all
began a short ion ago.
Has Betina reached puberty yet? Or is her ship still turned upside down in SubbaWayDancer
right where Ingus left that sumbich? HAHAHAAHA!?
Ingus knows a thing or two about a thing or three now. What's good in the Dbb hood?!
INGUS HAS ENTERED THE FACEBOOK GALAXY.
THIS SHOULD BE A REAL KICK
http://www.facebook.com/ingusss
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:10 pm
by Alter-Fox
blargh double post and no delete button
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:10 pm
by Alter-Fox
Umm... sure...
I'm kind of new here compared to you (2006 or so), soo... I'll wait for someone else to pass judgement on your apparrent insanity...
A couple of things you might want to know about:
PlanetDescent.com is down for good, however we now have
http://www.planetdescent.net/
A whole lot of new single and multiplayer levels for all 3 games have been released recently, depending on what you're into (multiplayer I'm guessing) I'm sure there's something for you. You can check the level spotlight here and at PD.net. There are also some projects still in the works.
A new 6DoF game is in development by a new company called Keen Software, the game is called Miner Wars:
http://www.minerwars.com/?aid=314. It seems something like a cross between Descent and Red Faction in MMO form. Pretty cool stuff.
Cya in the mines... unless you go straight to E&C.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:24 pm
by Isaac
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:53 pm
by Bet51987
HI INGUS!!!!
Yes, I've reached puberty
and, if I recall, the last time we played you begged me to stop picking on you.
Nice to see your all caps horrible poems again.
Bettina
Re:
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:01 pm
by Neo
o hai
Alter-Fox wrote:I'm kind of new here compared to you (2006 or so), so... I'll wait for someone else to pass judgment on your apparent insanity...
Fixed. 9_9
Do not judge, lest you be judged. :P
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:08 pm
by Sapphire Wolf
Welcome back, dude!
Re:
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:19 pm
by Isaac
Sapphire Wolf wrote:Welcome back, dude!
Well if Sapphire likes you I guess you must be alright, Inguss.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:20 pm
by Inguss
Take your best shot Alter-Fox. Take that modest upright truth, justice, and puppies approach. Keep the DBB safe from all threats. DBB.NET or any other tree house government can't withstand the the raw power of Ingus' ingusifying winds as they begin to bend the the offspring, cousins, baby-cousins, friend of a sister's ex-boyfriends again!
Ingus desolated this establishment like the smell of cat $hit. Kicking the cataracts outta blindass bat b*tch.
The Powers that Be exist without purpose in this colony. Their purpose vanished with Ingus... like the fame of Malt liquor BULL!
Hold up!
\"INGUS TAKES A HOT BOTTLE OF THUNDERBIRD TO THE HEAD\"
Now we're talking! There's an Ingus in all of us, like the action of passing gas from ya HOLD UP!
Betina's in the building. Betina you admit it. You missed Ingus cause you loved Ingus' ENBUSHIKI!
ENBUSHIKI - In the book of Ingus.
Betty Ingus knows you're made that Ingus left.... but it's just like Superman yo. Lois Lane said to Supes... \"How could you just leave us like that?\"
Now what Superman really said.. \"Looka here, just gotta cell phone call from Krypton that Zod is trying to build a mine called \"Subway Dancer\" and if if that happens it will be the end as we know it... so gotta biach! Like Spaceghost says - Up Up and Away\"
But that's not the point! The point is Ingus and more trolls, idiots, wannabe heros, guys running around in spandex and caps and whatnots... especially the trolls... Those guys are just ridiculous they get on forums and just start spoutting off crazy stuff its just insanity... Ingus just doesn't understand it, but that's not the point..
Let Ingus tell ya a thing or two about a thing or three. INGUS LIKES THE SMELL OF MOTHBALLS. They give Ingus super powers. Just like right now as Ingus delivers this message... He is using a \"superpower\".
What's that?
It's MORPHIN TIME!
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:45 pm
by Alter-Fox
I feel so out of the loop...
BTW I challenge you. I know I'll lose but I want to see what you're like in game.
Unfortunately you'll never recognize me
.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:47 pm
by Inguss
Inguss recognizes everyone Alter-Fox.
Here, have a bottle of Thunderbird... if you don't know what it is.. it's ghetto liquor... It puts farts in your flames... err flames in your farts.. good thing to have in your skill set
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:48 pm
by Inguss
... and bums like to juice up on it right before a bum duel.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:51 pm
by Alter-Fox
Should I give you a list of all my pilots? It would probably take... oh... a year.
Posted: Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:33 pm
by Top Gun
Ingussssssssssssss
Re:
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:54 am
by roid
dunno how that's relevant.
Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.
True story.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 7:17 am
by woodchip
LIKE THE WIND! Welcome back Ingai.
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:39 am
by Foil
Welcome back, ya whack.
Re:
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 9:58 am
by Alter-Fox
roid wrote:
dunno how that's relevant.
Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.
True story.
I think you're mistaking him for Chuck Norris or Ryujin.
No... since he's obviously not an Ignus, I think he must be the
real Rotating Menace. He Menaces you into oblivion, and then gives you Rotating-Menace-Itis, an incurable disease whose victims must rotate --- forevermore!
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:32 pm
by Inguss
Hello everybody! Anyone ever tap danced against Leprechauns. Mofos are fast but Ruffies are faster!
Re:
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:56 pm
by Grendel
roid wrote:Ingus is a force of nature invented by the universe, just so Ingus could Ingus the place up.
Then Ingus and the universe made awkward incestuous love and created the human race.
True story.
Except that Ingus also invented the universe.
WB here too !
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:01 pm
by Krom
Welcome back V.
Re:
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:47 pm
by Neo
Isaac wrote:Sapphire Wolf wrote:Welcome back, dude!
Well if Sapphire likes you I guess you must be alright, Inguss. :wink:
O_o?
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:49 pm
by Isaac
Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:16 pm
by Neo
sure, why not? ^_~
Re:
Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:30 pm
by VonVulcan
Isaac wrote:Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?
What ya say that fer?
Re:
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:45 am
by Gekko71
Isaac wrote:Sheesh... Must everything I say in this thread be quoted and questioned?
...this is the DBB, remember?
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 11:19 am
by Firewheel
Wow Ingus is back?! Awesome. Now, I wonder what The Fragile is up to these days?
Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:40 pm
by Inguss