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When Superman urinates....

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:06 am
by Isaac
... isn't the stream powerful enough to be considered one of his powers?

Lets say he drinks lots of water for 3 weeks and doesn't go. He remembers one day, \"oh snap, I should go\". Half the city could be cut in half, if he's not careful.

Or what if someone chucks kryptonite at him. Superman should act as any high pressure tank with a broken valve and fly around the room, backwards. Or he could just explode, along with what ever is surrounding him for ten miles.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:25 am
by Avder
Ever watch Smallville? I don't want to give too many spoilers away, but in one episode he encounters a woman who has similar powers to him, and they have sex.

Earthquakes ensue. Thats what kinda sex Superman has.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 7:43 am
by woodchip
Sex in Smallville? Why I never...

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 8:23 am
by Neo
Y. I. Oughta

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:13 am
by Foil
Yeah, that was around the time Smallville started getting pretty inane. I quit watching it until this season (the last one, reportedly).

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:01 am
by Neo
smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster. :)

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:37 am
by CDN_Merlin
I stopped watching after season 4 or 5 I think.

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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:08 pm
by Isaac
Neo wrote:smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster. :)
I'm not too familiar with the series, but I'm pretty sure Superboy meets Lois Lane.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:54 pm
by null0010
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:28 pm
by Neo
Isaac wrote:
Neo wrote:smallville was a bad idea to begin with. I mean, many of the episodes were cool (okay, awesome) but modernizing Superman and adding characters that Clark Kent didn't see until he was an adult is a recipe for disaster. :)
I'm not too familiar with the series, but I'm pretty sure Superboy meets Lois Lane.
QED

Oh that reminds me. Anyone remember the show Superboy?

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:10 pm
by Avder
What I really miss is Justice League.

Ah, good times.

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:57 pm
by snoopy
I watched the first season of Smallville. I think I watched parts of the second, too.

IMO, it got pretty bad pretty fast.

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Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:33 am
by roid
null0010 wrote:Image
He's eating more than 40 burgers!
That's as many as Forty tens.
And that's terrible.

Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:04 pm
by Neo
Excellent. Now humanity will have no more trouble counting to 40.

Forget Superman. Someone should create a show called The Adventures of Clark Kent and focus more on his silly antics with Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen (but keep his powers). ^_~

Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:45 pm
by NUMBERZero
I like Smallville, but Clark needs to eventually kill somebody for the greater good. He needs to tell everyone who is railing him about killing to to shut up and sit down.