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http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/0 ... index.html

In one case last month, an Internet cafe in the western city of Chongqing was fined after two teenagers spent more than 48 hours playing an online video game, then fell asleep on a railroad track and were killed by a train.

How in the world do you manage to do this? Fall asleep, right on the railroad track, not one, but two people, who were together, neither one noticed that they were sleeping on railroad tracks. Just flopped down, right on the railroad.

How?

oh god here we go agen

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where was tehre parents cause if my kids where gone for more than 5 hours ill start worrying about them

lol........thats the teens fault for playing for soo long and then, attempting to drive a vehicle = stupid

I think they were listening for the train and were lulled to sleep by the rythmic sound it made.
Therefore we must ban all rythmic sound...for the sake of the children!

In one case last month, an Internet cafe in the western city of Chongqing was fined after two teenagers spent more than 48 hours playing an online video game, then fell asleep on a railroad track and were killed by a train.

That is serious skill, people.

Do I sense a Darwin award?

Warlock wrote:oh god here we go agen

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where was tehre parents cause if my kids where gone for more than 5 hours ill start worrying about them

No it's the Communists' fault!!1!@

China also bans Internet cafes within 200 meters of primary and high schools, on fears that Web surfing could expose children to pornography or get them hooked on online video games.

More like they fear they'll be exposed to maybe....the real world? Communists

Another great example of why the lefties/reds suck

In Soviet Russia, car drive YOU!!!

haha
In Soviet Russia, train tracks sleep on YOU!

.........no. You ruined the joke.

BAD ROID!! BAD!! BAD!! NO PREPARATION-H!

Top Gun wrote:Do I sense a Darwin award?

yep....

GRAAAGRGHGH!!!!@ my nick has nothing to do with hemeroids god damnit!

but in soviet russia, roid's jokes laugh at YOU!

Bwhaha

a u ^_^

roid wrote: GRAAAGRGHGH!!!!@ my nick has nothing to do with hemeroids god damnit!

but in soviet russia, roid's jokes laugh at YOU!

But HERE no one laughs at roid's jokes. Therefore the inverse would be "roids jokes dont laught at you". See thats the point. Do I really have to explain this? The joke is that in soviet russia, everything is backwards. Car Drive you as oppossed to you drive car. Book read you as opposed to you read book, etc.

Youre really dragging this joke through the mud roid!!! I'm revoking your Preparation-H privleges for the rest of the week now!

in soviet russia, i feel the need to explain obvious jokes to YOU!

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That's hysterical. What's sad is if the cafe pays the fine.

China ... holds Internet service providers responsible for online content.

What a pack of @#$%ing morons.

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How the heck could you possible manage that much gaming? o_O

Neo wrote:postcount++;

Stop posting this crap.

lol. PC GAMES CANT BE BAD FOR YOU!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

video games bad? huh

Postcount;
{
cout >> postcount++ >> endl;
}

something like that anyhow

#include <iostream>
int main()
{
while (0<1)
{
postcount++;
}
return 0;
}

Thank you for totaling my thread. From now on, anyone with the words "postcount" and then some pre or post incrementing operator will lose two posts. (As I have already applied to this thread). Yay!!!1