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Why do painters wear white?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:36 pm
by Arch
The subject says it all.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 1:47 pm
by Avder
Why is the sky blue?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:16 pm
by Buef
for the same reason Chefs, Nurses, Doctors, and Shieks do...ok, maybe not the same as shieks...
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 2:47 pm
by Floyd
Vader wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?
more accurately asked: is the sound actually existant, if no one hears it? because if no one hears it, it's unproven that it occured. heh.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 3:22 pm
by Darkside Heartless
Vader wrote:Why is the sky blue?
Actually, the sky is slightly purple, we just see blue much better. Weird ain't it?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 4:08 pm
by KompresZor
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Because if the sky was green, you wouldn't know where to quit mowing the grass...
Mostly because the primers/compounds are all white, so belive it or not, white looks clean the longest
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 5:15 pm
by Capm
Because you can BLEACH whites.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 5:42 pm
by AceCombat
Capm, beat me to it, that is why, because you can soak out a paint stain with bleach. dont try to wash it with paint on it first, pre-treat it. then wash
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 6:52 pm
by Dedman
If a man is alone in a forest and speaks, is he still wrong?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 7:39 pm
by Mr. Perfect
If he has a wife, then yes.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 9:31 pm
by Beowulf
Why's the tree good? Why's the sunset good? Why are boobs good?
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 9:49 pm
by roid
painters secretly treat their white overalls as a body canvas i recon
, the go home at night and hang it up on the wall to admire it.
Posted: Wed May 12, 2004 10:14 pm
by Avder
Floyd wrote:Vader wrote:If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, do you think I care?
more accurately asked: is the sound actually existant, if no one hears it? because if no one hears it, it's unproven that it occured. heh.
I dont care, and thats the point I was trying to make
Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 8:14 am
by Topher
It's cooler (black absorbs light, white reflects it)
Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 1:53 pm
by Mobius
That may be true, and yet Bedouins wear black from head to toe in the desert - and they've had thousands of years experience of dealing with heat.
Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 2:39 pm
by s.
So the boss knows who to fire when there is a spill.
Posted: Thu May 13, 2004 4:13 pm
by JMEaT
DuhhH! They wear white so the room looks bigger.
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 8:14 pm
by Sage
no they wear white so everyone knows if they are poop eaters!
Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 11:44 pm
by MD-2389
They wear white so nobody would know if a bird ★■◆● on them.
That, and they're smarter than Bill Clinton!
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 4:24 pm
by AceCombat
MD-2389 wrote:They wear white so nobody would know if a bird **** on them.
That, and they're smarter than Bill Clinton!
hahahah
Sage wrote:no they wear white so everyone knows if they are poop eaters!
heh
Posted: Sat May 15, 2004 10:57 pm
by Matrix
Because most of the stuff they paint is white or a light color (example: ur wall)
Also when ur spraying bleach or any other stripper to get mold off a deck/house before u stain it, the bleach wonâ??t turn ur dark pants tie-dye =)
And no one that paints takes the time to bleach their stuff, I know I paint
Posted: Sun May 16, 2004 8:11 pm
by TrueLightGuild
Why do humming birds fly backwards?
Answer: so all the other little birdies can kiss thier a..es
They wear white because they have been known to drink alot and do lsd.. it is so they don't see wild colored vapor trails, and miss corners on the ceiling as they paint.. I think!!
By the way.. know how to drive the little moron crazy?
Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner!!!