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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:56 pm
by Isaac
Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:15 am
by Capm
LOL

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:25 pm
by Heretic
The mathematician did not practice safe six and ended up with a binarial disease.

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:12 pm
by Isaac

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:17 am
by sdfgeoff
sheared sheep?? Shorn sheep?
nice find
How about this or this from funnyexamanswers.com

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:20 am
by Isaac
Lol at sdfgeoff

Another:


A rubber- band pistol was confiscated from an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:23 pm
by sdfgeoff
Since we're rambling:

There once was a man from Culcutta
Who had a most terrible stutter
He asked for the jam
The h-h-h-ham
and the b-b-b-b-b-b-butter

Re: The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:54 pm
by Isaac
I once irritated the Ferno,
who banned me for posting the porno.
"Check out them hams",
so he gave me the ban,
and now I call him a homo. :P :P :P :P :P :P (sorry, Ferno. Had trouble with rhyming)