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I saw this on another forum and thought it was funny, it's from Sweden, but give it time. we all know how the Democrats wants us to be like Europe, so in a few years you'll have the same thing here in the states

always did think the left were squat to piss types

Left Party wants men to pee sitting down

http://www.thelocal.se/41358/20120611/

I'm wondering how they will enforce it

woodchip wrote:I'm wondering how they will enforce it

That really is the question.

Ballif !! Whack his peepee


I know it's a generational thing

OK boys. Take a UV black-light into your bathroom, turn out the overhead lights and take a gander at the walls around and behind the toilet and tell me you don't see pee pee stripes and drips nicely glowing all over the floor and walls. Bet those of you with wives would have a royal fit if they actually saw the mess you made. But in regular light, it's nearly invisible, outta sight, outta mind. Wouldn't be a problem if YOU SAT DOWN!

So I'm guess they're doing it for HYGIENIC REASONS! Tsk, dirty boys and their hoses.

With the possible exception of the ladder competitions, it's really not an issue here.

How about everyone stand instead? I mean sitting on a public toilet seat is hardly hygienic is it.

http://www.gizmag.com/go/4616/
SCIENCE!

That doesn't look very practical roid. After you use it, then you have to clean it and store it somewhere. Ick!

that one is disposable it's just waterproof paper afaik. flush it

Let's just say from a woman's experience, using these types of "accessories" have their, um, drawbacks.

All of this is why I want to advocate for a urinal in one bathroom if/when I get married. I have the perfect sales pitch, too: "I'll never have to put the seat up, and you'll never have to worry about me missing!"

So yes...this board has gone to the toilet.

We need to ask Krom if there is phpBB "Nominate" function for threads, so we can do a "Best/Worst/Funniest/Wackiest Of 2012" at the end of the year.

Top Gun wrote:All of this is why I want to advocate for a urinal in one bathroom if/when I get married. I have the perfect sales pitch, too: "I'll never have to put the seat up, and you'll never have to worry about me missing!"

that's always been the thing huh?

"wah! you left the seat up!"

"so? you're a big girl, put it down."

"but it's dirty!"

"so... you won't touch it to put it down.. but you'll sit on a dirty seat."

Ferno wrote:
that's always been the thing huh?

"wah! you left the seat up!"

"so? you're a big girl, put it down."

"but it's dirty!"

"so... you won't touch it to put it down.. but you'll sit on a dirty seat."

Yes, yes Fern. We all know this is how you whine to your roomie.

Actually, the toilet seat is the cleanest part of the house. The kitchen sponge is the dirtiest. Think of that the next time you wash your dishes with it.

http://www.smartparenting.com.ph/home-l ... ying-clean

Apparently ass sweat is a natural antiseptic.

tunnelcat wrote:The kitchen sponge is the dirtiest. Think of that the next time you wash your dishes with it.

Thus the reason I don't use a kitchen sponge.

Foil wrote:

tunnelcat wrote:The kitchen sponge is the dirtiest. Think of that the next time you wash your dishes with it.

Thus the reason I don't use a kitchen sponge.

What DO you use to wash your dishes or wipe your kitchen counters? I assume you don't lick them clean. Any implement you use will become contaminated with food residue. The worst offenders are meat residues, especially from beef and poultry.

What I do regularly is rinse the sponge out thoroughly, get it good and wet and nuke it for about a minute and a half. Gets really good and HOT, and kills everything.

As for the toilet seat, even Mythbusters did an episode on that one and found the same thing. Their studio kitchen and computer keyboards were far more contaminated with germs than even their community toilet seat. Apparently, people's butts are very clean, unless one "sharts" a lot.

In terms of number of bacterial colonies, usually the TV remote is one of the top performers.

Especially in a hotel. Ewwwwww!

But I forgot about money. That changes hands between people constantly. What a nice, convenient vector for cooties.

tunnelcat wrote:What DO you use to wash your dishes or wipe your kitchen counters? I assume you don't lick them clean. Any implement you use will become contaminated with food residue. The worst offenders are meat residues, especially from beef and poultry.

You can always use a dishrag, which is presumably easier to thoroughly clean, since it doesn't have an interior like a sponge does.

That's true, but dish rags seem to get grosser looking when used a lot and are hard to hang somewhere to dry. I find in easier and cheaper to just nuke the sponge daily and toss it when it gets worn or gross looking.

Did a DBB thread just sidetrack into tips for selecting and maintaining cleaning implements? IBTL!

Hey, this might be the only constructive thing to come out of this folder in years.

Why...........yes!

Top Gun wrote:Apparently ass sweat is a natural antiseptic.

Therefore, proper hygine dictates wiping rinsed dishes on your butt........

tunnelcat wrote:Especially in a hotel. Ewwwwww!

But I forgot about money. That changes hands between people constantly. What a nice, convenient vector for cooties.

uggh, disgusting. You must dispose of it immediately. PM me for my mailing address and send me weekly collections as it comes into your possession. All on the board can feel free to join in, as I do my part to prevent any of you all getting unneeded infections.

Sorry slick, the Gov beat ya to it they've been taken our money for generations

no slick, no. you don't have the proper training or the certifications to deal with such a biohazard. send it to me TC and i'll make sure it's properly dealt with.

callmeslick wrote:

tunnelcat wrote:Especially in a hotel. Ewwwwww!

But I forgot about money. That changes hands between people constantly. What a nice, convenient vector for cooties.

uggh, disgusting. You must dispose of it immediately. PM me for my mailing address and send me weekly collections as it comes into your possession. All on the board can feel free to join in, as I do my part to prevent any of you all getting unneeded infections.

I've got it! I'll send you all those nice, green and black sticky pennies I see on the ground, which I usually leave for other people's kids to scrounge. I'll be sure to wear gloves before handling for my protection. How you clean them is your problem. But hey, they are worth a penny.