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Posted: **Tue Sep 18, 2012 8:06 pm**

Our place of devotion to the one true god, Nicolas Cage. His light guides us away from the temptation of John Travolta, and saves us from our bees.

His known prophets are Stephen King, who controls the mind, and M. Night Shyamalan, whose endings are always unforeseen. Follow their instructions, and you may achieve Mitt Romney, a state of eternal salvation and peace.

He is sworn enemies of Xenu and his minion Obama, and fights against the aliens with the help of the FSM, commander of pirates.

Praise Cage! May your Mountain Dew be sweet!

Well... that's enough reddit for today...

Posted: **Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:53 pm**

:SNORT:
And we wonder why celebrities have such inflated egos.

Posted: **Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:53 pm**

Why do I get the feeling that some Homestuck fan was behind that....

And as a Homestuck fan myself, that last thought kind of makes me both scared and ashamed of my fellow Homestuck fans.

Posted: **Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:55 am**

yeah never trust Homestuck fans.
They're all rather...
(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
...Cagey
(⌐■_■)
YEAAAAH

Posted: **Thu Sep 20, 2012 9:46 am**

Trashiest and most awesome subreddit

They replaced the upvote and dowvote arrows with the American and Canadian flags.

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