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Truth Status: Not Handling It

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:11 am
by bash
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

A war sim that needs to be made. :D
I want my Mission Objectives to change every 30 seconds, without anyone letting me know. I want little talking heads to pop up on my screen - commanders, politicians, allies, military intelligence - each giving me different sets of victory parameters, all of them conflicting and many of them written in bullsh[spoiler][/spoiler]it as[spoiler][/spoiler]s-covering doublespeak.

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:46 am
by Lothar
word

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:57 am
by Krom
hehehe

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:03 am
by Zuruck
all those damn humane treatment Geneva convention treaties..what a crap waste of time right??

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:14 am
by Dedman
That is so true. That's the funniest thing I have read in a while. That said, Bush is still a moron :wink:

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:17 am
by bash
I hear Bush can fix his own plumbing. :P

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:18 am
by Dedman
ha!

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:30 pm
by Avder
That was low.

Also I'm pretty sure Bush doesnt know the difference between copper pipe and a valve.

Posted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:05 pm
by Testiculese
I want a super-cool custom weapons lab where I can design mech armor for my infantry with wicked acid-tipped missiles and guns that shoot spiders. Then I want to watch as a hundred men are cooked alive in the desert because of a defect in the internal air conditioning units that shorted due to condensation in the fusion coils and insufficient insulation in the wiring units bypassing the laser reactor core, due to the contractor's decision to use over-the-counter components instead of the military-grade ones mandated in Subsection 12:94A, Paragraph B of the Military Weapons Platform Procurement Act of 3013, a document that is 14,724 pages long and contains some 81,301 loopholes that allow congressmen to bypass component testing and funnel lucrative military contracts to cut-rate suppliers from their home districts at the peak of every election cycle.
Somehow..the truth isn't that funny.. ;)

lol @ the Anthrax picture.

lol @ Jack picture. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

well..lol @ the whole thing, I guess!

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 4:47 am
by Tyranny
Zuruck wrote:all those damn humane treatment Geneva convention treaties..what a crap waste of time right??
Once again, you didn't get it. Please...for the sake of you, your friends *snicker* and the rest of the DBB, stop trying. :P

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 6:13 am
by Zuruck
I don't think you get it tyranny. Bash says that war sim should be made. That war sim says essentially "Complete and total destruction. Screw Geneva Convention. Screw everything. Kill 'em All."

And seems like Bush-backers feel the same way. You people would jump in the ocean and drown yourself if Bush told you to. Damn lemmings.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 7:28 am
by Will Robinson
Zuruck you have abandoned your sense of humor just for the opportunity to blame Bush.

Trust me when I tell you, a sense of humor is by far more valuable than towing the party line...for any party.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 7:48 am
by Zuruck
Sorry Will, but I don't have a sense of humor when it comes to torturing, killing, and spitting on treaties. I don't think it's a funny subject at all. I wish you people would take it more seriously instead of debunking it as some sort of liberal conspiracy.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 8:53 am
by bash
:roll:

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 12:05 pm
by Lothar
LOL

Note to self: Zuruck has no sense of humor. Use this to your advantage.

Posted: Sat May 29, 2004 1:09 pm
by Ferno
funny link. ;)

Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 3:46 am
by Tyranny
Z, for your information a lot of people that support Bush here also believe they can crush Bush in the psychological/intellectual and the always famous public speaking departments and no, most of us wouldn't follow Bush's order to jump in the ocean and drown. Lemming :roll: hardly. Besides, it would benefit him that we didn't, he might follow us in and drown himself :P

Do you hate the man so blindly that you have lost all touch with reality? You totally missed the point of that page and why Bash posted. Sure, theres a political message on it, but just because we find humor in it doesn't mean we care about whats going on any less.

Humor is what keeps most people sane in such times. Besides, not once did he say anything to the effect that he felt it was necessary to do all of those things you mentioned. What he was trying to get out was the fact that this country is so anal about everything anymore it almost prevents anyone from doing anything without fear that they'll be mind fvcked by people spouting Political Correctness, castrated by the Morals Police and then get sent back into the world by all the rest of the suits who think they have it all figured out.

It's getting to the point where you're going to be able to file a lawsuit because someone made you cry in this country. Crap like this is only possible because little bitchy whiners get into high places and start jerking the system out of whack. This should all sound familiar though, it's all possible because of people like you.

Anyways, I suggest you go back and re-read (I doubt that you will), because obviously it flew so far over your head there wasn't any possible way for you to 'catch it'. Then again it would help if you pulled your head out of your ass and stopped inhaling all your ★■◆●. Hope that clears it up for you.

Lighten up and have a nice day!

Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 4:44 am
by kurupt
zuruck == mob-messenger

Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 2:27 pm
by Tyranny
More like Cpt_deFay

Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 7:33 am
by roid
LOL @ whole article.
ROFL @ "truth status" :D

tyranny that could have been handled better.

Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 5:14 am
by Tyranny
Indeed, but Z needed a little tough love. Atleast I ended it with a kind gesture :P