a change of pace from all the political BS

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a change of pace from all the political BS

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Just for a change of pace.

Man sues Nike for not putting a warning label on their shoes.
A Portland pimp who filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially to blame for a savage beating that helped net the pimp a 100-year prison sentence.

In a three-page lawsuit handwritten from prison, Sirgiorgio Clardy argues that Nike should have affixed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a "dangerous weapon." Clardy was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy's prostitute in June 2012.

In July 2013, Clardy was convicted of second-degree assault and robbery of the john, who suffered vision problems, required stitches and underwent plastic surgery on his nose. Clardy also was found guilty of robbing the john and beating the 18-year-old woman he forced to work as his prostitute. She was injured so badly that she bled from her ears.
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read this earlier.....amazing! :)
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Shouldn't we be able to prosecute an attorney who abuses the legal system in such an outrageously pathetic fashion as to file that suit?

What do you call the bodies of 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?
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progress
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The poor john should be glad the pimp wasn't wearing "Waffle Stompers". :lol:
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This is easily the best headline I've seen in years. :D
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Or these. I swear I can kick through a wall with these on >:)

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okay, this was funny.

all I had to do was read "man sues nike for not putting labels on shoes", and I just fell off my chair.

I had trouble reading through the rest of it because it caused me to laugh so. damn. much.
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yes.

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Saw a bumper sticker that said "Keep Portland away from me". :mrgreen:
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