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a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:56 am
by CUDA
Just for a change of pace.

Man sues Nike for not putting a warning label on their shoes.
A Portland pimp who filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially to blame for a savage beating that helped net the pimp a 100-year prison sentence.

In a three-page lawsuit handwritten from prison, Sirgiorgio Clardy argues that Nike should have affixed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a "dangerous weapon." Clardy was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy's prostitute in June 2012.

In July 2013, Clardy was convicted of second-degree assault and robbery of the john, who suffered vision problems, required stitches and underwent plastic surgery on his nose. Clardy also was found guilty of robbing the john and beating the 18-year-old woman he forced to work as his prostitute. She was injured so badly that she bled from her ears.

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:15 am
by callmeslick
read this earlier.....amazing! :)

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:20 am
by Will Robinson
Shouldn't we be able to prosecute an attorney who abuses the legal system in such an outrageously pathetic fashion as to file that suit?

What do you call the bodies of 500 lawyers on the bottom of the ocean?

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:24 am
by Spidey
progress

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:19 pm
by Tunnelcat
The poor john should be glad the pimp wasn't wearing "Waffle Stompers". :lol:

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:52 pm
by Top Gun
This is easily the best headline I've seen in years. :D

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:23 pm
by flip
Or these. I swear I can kick through a wall with these on >:)

http://www.lapolicegear.com/mame10walei ... 7AodHwMACg

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:33 pm
by Ferno
okay, this was funny.

all I had to do was read "man sues nike for not putting labels on shoes", and I just fell off my chair.

I had trouble reading through the rest of it because it caused me to laugh so. damn. much.

Re: a change of pace from all the political BS

Posted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:41 pm
by Duper
yes.

"Keep Portland Weird"

Saw a bumper sticker that said "Keep Portland away from me". :mrgreen: