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CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small boats
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:02 pm
by Isaac
The deathblades was spotted on the Mississippi River, "knocking down bridges and fliping boats with its death blades", confused onlookers say. "When we saw the deathblades we got out of our cars and got off the bridge only to see our cars fall into the river. Luckily, we're ok."
The U.S. Pentagon and Navy deny the existence of a DeathBladez, only proving they have something to hide. But after nine hundred killings in 2013 and seven hundred in 2014 proves that this deathblades is no joke.
The DeathBlades was a Japanese samurai ninja ship designed for ultimate killings. However, it mysteriously vanished before it could be used in combat, in 1941. However, it appears at random times, piolited by its ghost crew, who's mission has never ended.
"My car's insurance insurance isn't covered by a "DeathBlades smash" since it falls under war damage or ghost ship attack".
Depicted: Only known image of the DeathBlades attack ghost-ship ninja submarine.
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:44 pm
by Duper
interesting. water turbines.
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:34 am
by Isaac
Do not insult the deathblades, for it will come for you in the night while you sleep.
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:38 am
by Krom
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:24 am
by Foil
Uh-oh, is Isaac stuck in October 2012? Are we about to re-live the
"giving the internet a break" as well?
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 6:31 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
Duper wrote:interesting. water turbines.
Most unenlightened people confuse death blades with water turbines. The obvious difference being that water turbines are not wielded by a ghost crew...
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 7:12 pm
by Duper
I wonder if people carry on about dead fish with those things like they do wind mills....
Re: CNN: Submarine with DEATH BLADES attacks, chases small b
Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 9:28 am
by Sergeant Thorne
At the expense of being serious in a joke thread, I would say that if dead birds got carried away by the wind currents only to be eaten by other birds, as happens with fish, no one would have noticed there either.