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Dear Abby,


I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently
become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a
part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love
my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my
cousin who supports John Kerry for President?



Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

did I miss the memo that said this has to be posted exactly once per month?

You must have. I will have my people send you another copy.

Holy crap- I live in Longview!

Seen it. Can we torch this?

Dedman wrote:You must have. I will have my people send you another copy.

While you're at it, send another copy of the one about the cover sheets on the TRP reports -- just in case.

De Rigueur wrote:

Dedman wrote:You must have. I will have my people send you another copy.

While you're at it, send another copy of the one about the cover sheets on the TRP reports -- just in case.

Didn't you get the memo? It's "TPS Reports".

Better send me another copy, then.

dude check this out, I made a Descent mod for that joke!

Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently
become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a
part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love
my fiancé' and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my
cousin who posts on the DBB?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation

Change that to the "Quake Message Boards" and youve got it.

Or just about any counterstrike forum.