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My Ugly Smug Mug
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:39 pm
by TheCops
my boss took this photo and checkor was kind enough to host it. i'm sure stresstest will make a new installment of gayretard.com out of it.
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:01 pm
by index_html
Interesting, I always pictured you with dredlocks, a "God is Dead" t-shirt, a perma-scowl. There's almost a smile happening there. Maybe it's just the drugs
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:52 pm
by Will Robinson
Whoa there!
Button the shirt and put on a tie and you look like a white house press secretary.
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:35 pm
by TheCops
index_html wrote:Interesting, I always pictured you with dredlocks, a "God is Dead" t-shirt, a perma-scowl. There's almost a smile happening there. Maybe it's just the drugs
heheheh.
isn't the internet a lie? it's not drugs, it's hot young black woman kisses.
Re: My Ugly Smug Mug
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:36 pm
by Vindicator
Hmm...
Cops:
Elvis Costello:
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 8:38 pm
by Lothar
I can just imagine you with the same voice as the guy on the Mountain Dew radio commercials... the guy who's like "stop the car it's an emergency! Hey uh, I was wondering if we can go halvsies on a mountain dew. I only have like 41 cents... I'll split one with you." The voice just seems to fit perfectly with the picture. (Ironically enough, the guy's name is Adam.)
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:00 pm
by Mobius
Holy Crap! You look like regular people!
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:31 pm
by roid
i'd hit it
but seriously folks...
he looks so much like elvis costello. the nose, the ears, the chin, the eyes, the mouth! (the only difference i see is the hairline and the bags under the eyes, but you could recreate the bags with makeup me thinks.
cops you have interesting shaped glasses.
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:41 pm
by De Rigueur
'Cops' must be code for 'watching the detectives'.
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:42 pm
by kurupt
i have to say thats probably the opposite of how i pictured you, but i won't hold it against you. my place at 8?
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 12:07 am
by Ferno
you kinda look like what I pictured Cops.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 1:13 am
by TheCops
if tonight is any indicator.... there ain't gonna be no chicago for me.
as much as i'd love to meet you, the girl shiz is just going down too well. and that costs money. there ain't no way i can pay for it that's the cold hard truth ya'll.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:46 am
by Zuruck
No Chicago meat? Woman can do that to a man, but then again, so can the idea of meeting people playing an internet video game...it's cool though...I rather enjoy seeing people that you feel you know through binary code.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:21 pm
by Sage
lol... "i'd hit it" hahahaha
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:14 pm
by AceCombat
TheCops wrote:if tonight is any indicator.... there ain't gonna be no chicago for me.
OH HELL NO!!!
your monkey ass WILL show up at Chicago. you are/were one of the primary thorns being drivin in my ass kind of people into getting me to commit to going to chicago. OMFG were is red when you need him
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 3:48 pm
by TheCops
if i can swing it i will... things change.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:41 pm
by kufyit
You can drive with me if you aren't too whipped by then Adam.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:23 pm
by MD-2389
I swear man, you look like someone off of one of those mac commercials.
Lets not forget the baby bottle in the lower right portion of the picture.
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:37 pm
by Jon the Great
You look alot like Nicolas Cage.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:12 am
by Ferno
uh.. cops.. if you're spending a lot of money on a girl, get a professional.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:52 am
by Nightshade
Yep...looks like a mac hippy to me.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:11 am
by TheCops
oh, i keep forgetting we live in a monogamist culture. who said i was whipped and who said it was 1?
Re: My Ugly Smug Mug
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:14 am
by Gavotte
TheCops wrote:my boss took this photo and checkor was kind enough to host it. i'm sure stresstest will make a new installment of gayretard.com out of it.
Yummy.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:33 am
by roid
comeon man, when i say it it's funny.
when you say it, it's slutty.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:57 am
by BfDiDDy
Can we change Gayvote's custom rank to "Poop catcher"
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:24 am
by TheCops
thanx for the compliment KK. but your playing in the wrong sandbox. my minimum price for homosexual activity is $500,000 american dollars.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:31 am
by BfDiDDy
you know I'm going to photochop this right?
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:33 am
by TheCops
i would be honored.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:53 am
by BfDiDDy
25 minutes.... I'll do somethimg more after my morning coffee
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:00 am
by TheCops
LOLOLOL!
that's freakin' stellar!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:12 am
by Pun
Nice work there, Derrick.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:37 am
by Gavotte
TheCops wrote:thanx for the compliment KK. but your playing in the wrong sandbox. my minimum price for homosexual activity is $500,000 american dollars.
Lol.
Nah, but you have real nice eyes, glasses are ok... IMHO you look almost like a nerdy Dan bucatinsky:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/hh/0117857/ ... sky,%20Dan
Like I said.... yummy.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:00 pm
by Ferno
flaming homo
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 3:34 pm
by Lothar
*sigh*
5 bucks says he goes off on everyone for being "intolerant" in another month or so.
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:44 pm
by MD-2389
Lothar wrote:*sigh*
5 bucks says he goes off on everyone for being "intolerant" in another month or so.
I'll take that $5 and raise you another $50....
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 5:28 pm
by AceCombat
GAV HAS RETURNED!!!! OH NO!! get out the condoms and diaphrams....Gav is on the loose again
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 6:13 pm
by MD-2389
Heeeeeeeeeeeere we are!
Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2004 9:58 pm
by Beowulf
Oh god...
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:07 am
by Palzon
wow
Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:22 am
by TheCops
i like cat faced donkey art better.