Humor about Americans
Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:45 pm
#American: - I am not a racist! Racism - is a crime, and crimes are committed only niggaz!
#The motto of the United States - we are for peace! And those who are against peace, we will ruthlessly kill!
#Barack Obama, speaking to Australian students, said that Russians is a global threat to all those who attack them!
#West Africa gave the world two terrible scourge. Their name Ebola and Obama.
#Barack Obama said the United States begins to fight the epidemic of Ebola virus in West Africa. American aircraft already delivered the first airstrikes.
#What is the difference between comedy and drama? When Jennifer Psaki acts - it's a comedy. When her delirium repeats President Obama - it's a drama.
#Obama - We promised Ukraine billions of dollars in aid, and if necessary, we can promise it again.
#Obama:
- We will not recognize the results of the referendum in the Crimea!
Journalist:
- A if Crimeans vote against Russia?
Obama:
- In this case we recognize.
#Putin says Obama: let's military exercises
Obama: this is how??
Putin: we will send a rocket to America, and you'll shoot down this missile your missile defense
Obama eyes popping out:
- What do you mean?! And if we can not shoot down the missile?
Putin: it's all just exercises. We will send you another one.
#The motto of the United States - we are for peace! And those who are against peace, we will ruthlessly kill!
#Barack Obama, speaking to Australian students, said that Russians is a global threat to all those who attack them!
#West Africa gave the world two terrible scourge. Their name Ebola and Obama.
#Barack Obama said the United States begins to fight the epidemic of Ebola virus in West Africa. American aircraft already delivered the first airstrikes.
#What is the difference between comedy and drama? When Jennifer Psaki acts - it's a comedy. When her delirium repeats President Obama - it's a drama.
#Obama - We promised Ukraine billions of dollars in aid, and if necessary, we can promise it again.
#Obama:
- We will not recognize the results of the referendum in the Crimea!
Journalist:
- A if Crimeans vote against Russia?
Obama:
- In this case we recognize.
#Putin says Obama: let's military exercises
Obama: this is how??
Putin: we will send a rocket to America, and you'll shoot down this missile your missile defense
Obama eyes popping out:
- What do you mean?! And if we can not shoot down the missile?
Putin: it's all just exercises. We will send you another one.