Brace yourselves for Post Traumatic Slave Disorder

[Palzon]

http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonia ... 123410.xml

I have some comments but they'll have to wait. Discuss amongst yourselves for now...you know you want to!

[Lothar]

"Lawyers try everything; they might as well put it out."

Yep.

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Ah, the beat-your-kid-to-death-because-your-ancestors-suffered gene. A kid's dead and the killer is the victim. Yep.

Next up -- giving birth has caused intense pain to women for thousands of years; Susan Smith released in "cumulative trauma" appeal.

Glancing ahead -- Israel drops 1,000 tons of Zyklon B on Germany, millions killed, "holocaust trauma" cited.

And finally -- Postal worker shoots boss in buttocks, lawyers invoke "pony express saddle sore" defense.

... no, I'm not a lawyer, I just play one on the DBB.

[Will Robinson]

Finally I thought of a public office I'd love to have.
The Torte Reform-inator!

I get my favorite handgun, my trusty .45 Colt, the lawyers get a five second running head start and then I reform them.
Bam Bam two the cranium...next case....

[De Rigueur]

If you combine universal victimhood with moral equivalence, then anything goes. No more morality.

[Beowulf]

I can't imagine how the conversation between attourney and suspect went...

Lawyer: Well, the only defense we have is this last ditch effort...
Suspect: What's that?
Lawyer: We'll blame it on slavery!
Suspect: Try to make white people the bad guys again and play to their fear of being seen as politically incorrect? BRILLIANT!

[Lothar]

BRILLIANT!!!

[Testiculese]

My cumulative lack of respect for humanity just went up a notch.

[Ferno]

i read one sentence and turned it off.

my ancestors were raped and pillaged three hundred years ago. that gives me an excuse to kill anyone i want.

god so stupid...