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Brace yourselves for Post Traumatic Slave Disorder
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:26 pm
by Palzon
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonia ... 123410.xml
I have some comments but they'll have to wait. Discuss amongst yourselves for now...you know you want to!
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:52 pm
by Lothar
"Lawyers try everything; they might as well put it out."
Yep.
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 4:58 pm
by index_html
Ah, the beat-your-kid-to-death-because-your-ancestors-suffered gene. A kid's dead and the killer is the victim. Yep.
Next up -- giving birth has caused intense pain to women for thousands of years; Susan Smith released in "cumulative trauma" appeal.
Glancing ahead -- Israel drops 1,000 tons of Zyklon B on Germany, millions killed, "holocaust trauma" cited.
And finally -- Postal worker shoots boss in buttocks, lawyers invoke "pony express saddle sore" defense.
... no, I'm not a lawyer, I just play one on the DBB.
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:33 pm
by Will Robinson
Finally I thought of a public office I'd love to have.
The Torte Reform-inator!
I get my favorite handgun, my trusty .45 Colt, the lawyers get a five second running head start and then I reform them.
Bam Bam two the cranium...next case....
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:46 pm
by De Rigueur
If you combine universal victimhood with moral equivalence, then anything goes. No more morality.
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:48 pm
by Beowulf
I can't imagine how the conversation between attourney and suspect went...
Lawyer: Well, the only defense we have is this last ditch effort...
Suspect: What's that?
Lawyer: We'll blame it on slavery!
Suspect: Try to make white people the bad guys again and play to their fear of being seen as politically incorrect? BRILLIANT!
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 5:53 pm
by Lothar
BRILLIANT!!!
Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:57 pm
by Testiculese
My cumulative lack of respect for humanity just went up a notch.
Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:41 am
by Ferno
i read one sentence and turned it off.
my ancestors were raped and pillaged three hundred years ago. that gives me an excuse to kill anyone i want.
god so stupid...