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cast your vote. they both's feels good...

If you stop a fart, it's not that bad. If you stop a sneeze, you are having your brain hit your skull at 90 MPH.

*laughs* This is starting to get more interesting, I can't vote in this, this is to confusing! *still laughing*

I much prefer sneezing. Something about it is so satisfying...

Farting is usually less messy.

Both simultaneously while peeing. BOOM!

sneezing soo hard a fart comes ripping out

Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.

Usually being the key word there.

Tetrad wrote:

Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.

Usually being the key word there.

LMAO. Precisely!

One has to ask themselves ... ok .. you don't HAVE TO. Which would you more prefer.. to have someone fart or sneeze in your face.

If some one farts in your face you hold your breath and move, if someone sneezes in your face you'll be scrubbing your face in discust for the next ten minutes.

Ask the French.

Will Robinson wrote:Farting is usually less messy.

I don't know bro, haven't you ever had a fart that you wish you had held

LMAO

farting in a car when you control the windows, now that's true glee

Nexus_One wrote:farting in a car when you control the windows, now that's true glee

Bwhaha

You can't light a sneeze.

I couldn't vote. There was no "both at the same time" option.

I'm sorry, but that's the best.

The sneeze tenses you up and squeezes a fart out at the same time...

You haven't lived until you've experienced that.

MehYam wrote:You can't light a sneeze.

That depends entirely on what you have been drinking.

Farting, all the way- there are so many more ways you can do it.

http://oasi.upc.es/~kiusap/flash/happy_ ... iggles.swf

click flowers and ull see y u never hold a sneez

What no burping on this poll.

Ya know, I sneezed once so hard that I farted. I got to enjoy the best of both worlds all at once.

I once let a fart go that was so stank it made me wanna sneeze.

farting rocks. its hilarious.

however, i once farted so damn hard. i thought it was OK, i felt it was one of those wet ones, especially when i sat down, turns out i just crapped myself a little.


good times, good times.

and soe advice from me: if you think you might have dire-rumpus (uncontrollable bowl movements), go to the crapper, THEN fart. wiping your crusty hair ass can be bad enough, never mind picking up bits that fell out the bottom of your trouser leg, and then cleaning your guch.

how do i have a girlfriend i hear you ask?

HaAGen DaZS wrote:if you think you might have dire-rumpus (uncontrollable bowl movements), go to the crapper, THEN fart.

ROTFLOL I can't stop laughing ... hahah .. gasp .. cant breathe ...

voted sneezing. when i think of it, most of the time, when i sneeze, its just air coming out, nothing big.


Now, sneezing when youve got a great big cold; thats grimy.

I was in this production for a play that happened to have a satirically goofy broadway-esque dance production. at one point, you end up having to jump in the air and land on one knee. well, anyway, one day while we were rehersing i ended up jumping up, landing, and right as i landed blowing a gigantic snot-rocket all over the floor; rofl.

i voted sneezing because women are always asking if you are ok when you sneeze, but are disgusted when you fart.

although sneezing while peeing is much less desirable than farting. ack.

Sneezing, 'cause farting is good and all, but it just can't compare to when you're outside and no one's around and you can just let one fly and not care about where all the extra material goes

ROTFLMAO!!!! man now this is some funny sh*t

It took me a couple days of experimentation, but I have at last come to the conclusion and placed my vote.

Nothing like belting out a huge fart.

i dunno, have you ever sharted? omg...

At least farting accomplishes something. I don't know what sneezing does.

Farting clears your pent-up pressure and sneezing clears your nostrils of dust. Same with snot, I suppose.

Those of you that voted "sneezing" apparently don't have alleargies, and thus don't know how much it sucks to sneeze 10+ times in a row. At least you don't HAVE to fart, but quite often there's no way to completely contain a sneeze. The old "hold your finger to your nose" thing works for a while (for what reason, I can only guess). I know that it's old superstition that when you sneeze, your soul is trying to escape your body. The full version of bless you is "may god bless you in all of your days". That way, MAYBE the person that said it would be able to contain your soul into your body. It could also be that if you hold your finger to your nose, your soul can't escape?

Maybe its because holding the finger up to your nose makes you breath in the relatively harmless stuff thats on your finger, rather than the air around you thats making you sneeze.


But, hey, you know, thats just the scientifical approach to the explanation.

Well, I do have allergies and I can sneeze up to 10+ times in a row. I'm talking about when my allergies haven't kicked in and it's just a sneeze to get rid of dirt and grime, not pollen. Only then is it truly satisfying

Did you know:

That when you sneeze, you're eyes close involentarily and spit varpor can travel over 30 feet.


..wonder what farting does? 0_o ...involentarly nostril flaring? ...hmm

hehe duper, try sneezing with your eyes open! my head nearly exploded.

now, peeing/farting and sneezing, this can be REALLY disaterous(wtf!sp11!). you sneeze and end up with goosebumps?! or your fart propels you across the room?! i hope you have tiled walls and floor!!!



ofcourse, i'm not speaking from experience

heh @ haagen

when I fart, I cup my a$$hole and then smell the fart.

I find drinking copious amounts of alcohol whilst dining out upon extremly piquant Indian cuisine somewhat increases the odour quotient contained within the anally expectorated effluvium.