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You have the meteorites at all do not fall? Because we have meteorites fall regularly and large. There is smeared with honey or something? Moreover, they do not fall in residential settlements. They are self-managed, or they are specifically fall where they want? Damn, then red, then yellow, then black, then green. What this all means?

Even space is mad at Russia. Damn, Russia. Stop pissing everyone off.

Isaac wrote:Even space is mad at Russia. Damn, Russia. Stop pissing everyone off.

Miserable foggy Isaac's mind didn't even try to study the issue and to understand something..

Don't make me call space.

Isaac wrote:Don't make me call space.

Sorry, space is this who? In your opinion.

That's it. I'm calling space. Prepare for Russia to become a frozen, polluted, and poor wasteland.

edit: you were just hit. Look outside. Do you see the difference?

Isaac, thank you Now I see that in the courtyard of my house there are not only six Mercedes GL, one Maserati GranTurismo S, three Porsche Cayenne and one Boxster, but today someone bought and Nissan GT-R.

Did you really name all your goats after cars?

In other words, you have no idea what is space.

It's everywhere. Like between your ears.

Isaac wrote:It's everywhere. Like between your ears.

You wouldn't happen to have starred in the role of schoolboy in the movie "The Substitute"?

No, but I hear that Russians use glue as a substitute for food.

If need be, I can even eat raw Isaac without salt )

You want me in your mouth? Isn't that illegal in Russia?

Earth is on a trajectory of more than fifteen hundred of dangerous asteroids, and Isaac wondered what I was taught in the army.

Isaac wrote:You want me in your mouth? Isn't that illegal in Russia?

P.S. It seems that the number of queers on the Internet will exceed all reasonable limits

sigma wrote:P.S. It seems that the number of queers on the Internet will exceed all reasonable limits

Even if there was such a limit, you'd still find a way to get on. I bet your hard drive is full of nasty pictures.

Isaac wrote: I bet your hard drive is full of nasty pictures.

This military and hunting skills, which I was trained. Cruelty is a necessity, not a pleasure. You'd better look the map of threats from space.

What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little twerp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that ★■◆● to me over the Internet? Think again, bro. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ★■◆●. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ★■◆● fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.

Of course, I am tactful to a certain limit.
But I can't explain your strange hatred to the Russians.
Indeed, in the history of Russia there were negative points, almost exactly the same as in America or Europe.
But why we do not hate the West for it? Apparently your mind is quite simply the victim of Western media, like the majority of Americans. Well, so we have to have and apply at any time is. It's not that we want to do is you want.

Why do you need it in your house? I can not understand.

Why do you need it in your house? I can not understand.

Because it's rusty and I could build a better one with parts from Toys R Us.

sigma wrote:But I can't explain your strange hatred to the Russians.

I just like making you mad. It's funny.

Yeah, now I'm gonna show modern weapons
When you will see it, it is too late and nowhere to run.
P.S. I have not lost hope that everything will be good for everyone.

Where Tunnelcat? Otherwise, we'll kill each other.

sigma wrote:Yeah, now I'm gonna show modern weapons
When you will see it, it is too late and nowhere to run.
P.S. I have not lost hope that everything will be good for everyone.

Hahaha, the only people the Russian army can truly hurt are other Russians. The U.S. has never been hurt by the Russian military because Russia is more afraid of the U.S. than we are of Russia.

Honestly, the only thing the Russian military complex is good for is silly hacker pranks and giving the U.S. excuses to build more high-tech military equipment.

It's a joke in a frozen wasteland.

Isaac wrote:

sigma wrote:Yeah, now I'm gonna show modern weapons
When you will see it, it is too late and nowhere to run.
P.S. I have not lost hope that everything will be good for everyone.

Hahaha, the only people the Russian army can truly hurt are other Russians. The U.S. has never been hurt by the Russian military because Russia is more afraid of the U.S. than we are of Russia.

Honestly, the only thing the Russian military complex is good for is silly hacker pranks and giving the U.S. excuses to build more high-tech military equipment.

It's a joke in a frozen wasteland.

I never doubted that you are a very clever man. Or the treatment is too expensive, or at all useless.

I sometimes wonder if you're a bot.

Isaac wrote:I just like making you mad. It's funny.

Dude, some people have already tried it. Nothing good will happen in our relationship in the end.
If you let me, I can give you a little advice. Never, never, do not use it to relatives. Because the response can be very unexpected.

sigma wrote: Dude, some people have already tried it. Nothing good will happen in our relationship in the end.

I know. They won't let you and me get married in Russia.

Hell, I'd ship it.

So, back on topic:

Aliens, because nature can't produce different colors.

Apparently, Isaac found in the attic of a book on psychology

Clearly, rocks are from space. Rocks are on Earth. That means Earth is from space.