Peace Plan
Posted: Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:59 am
THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we
have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams
to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present.
You know, Hitler, > > Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We
will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They > > don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a
free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit.
No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never
be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get
a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans"
any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's
got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
Amen Brother.............
This may very well be the best thought out item we
have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams
to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have
not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present.
You know, Hitler, > > Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We
will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the
Philippines. They > > don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave. We'll give them a
free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless
of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked
and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit.
No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never
be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are
the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get
a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become
self-sufficient energy wise. This will include
developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a
week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural
catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans"
any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me
your poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's
got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want
a piece of me?"
If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
Amen Brother.............