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Ace's favorite porn site....

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:08 pm
by MD-2389

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:08 pm
by Krom
LMFAO! :lol:

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:09 pm
by Warlock
ROTFLMFAO

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:20 pm
by Sapphire Wolf
I ain't Clicking on that link because I might get nightmares. Someone move this to No Holds Barred.

what is with you guys and porn?

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:20 pm
by XSabre
LOL!!!!

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 pm
by Top Gun
Dark Falcon, haven't you ever seen a nude cat before? :P (In other words, it isn't actually porn.)

Nice link :D. Ace should have this bookmarked in 3, 2, 1...:P

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:21 pm
by MD-2389
Dark Falcon wrote:I ain't Clicking on that link because I might get nightmares. Someone move this to No Holds Barred.

what is with you guys and porn?
Hey moron, try clicking the link before you complain, mmmk? Ever hear of the concept of a parody site? :roll: If thats how you're going to act, then go post somewhere else.

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:31 pm
by Avder
Bwahahahahah, thats the best puss Ive ever seen :P

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:38 pm
by Vertigo 99
kind of old, but forgiven, because its been reposted in the context of ace's fetish
Dark Falcon wrote:what is with you guys and porn?
Um; we're not gay?

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:41 pm
by MD-2389
Well, I reposted it because its been updated considerably since the last time it was posted here.

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:51 pm
by Arbitar
Vertigo 99 wrote:
Dark Falcon wrote:what is with you guys and porn?
Um; we're not gay?
LMAO @ Vertigo
and ...
LMAO @ MD

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:55 pm
by Beowulf
How could pr0n possibly give you nightmares? Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole. Trust me, women are good. Turn off your computer and go outside.

Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:59 pm
by Arbitar
Beowulf wrote:dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.
:|

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:57 am
by JMEaT
Bwhaha

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:13 am
by Vertigo 99
beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:35 am
by Avder
Beowulf wrote:How could pr0n possibly give you nightmares? Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole. Trust me, women are good. Turn off your computer and go outside.
Oh great, now I gotta go watch porn.

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:54 am
by STRESSTEST
pwned

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:16 am
by Flabby Chick
Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR
Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin. ;)

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:32 am
by Vertigo 99
flabby, let's play a game of hangman.

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    |----|
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    |    |
    |   /     |_______

 I W_S JUS_ J_KI_G 
I gave you a couple free letters in exchange for some stick figure body parts.

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:04 pm
by Nexus_One
nice pics, check out the oriental, dayum

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:42 pm
by Dedman
Flabby Chick wrote:...fetish for mutant mackerel...
Thanks Flabby, I really needed that laugh. I am glad I wasn't drinking anything at the time.

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 2:47 pm
by Liquid Fire
Lol, click the "no i am younger than 18 months".

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:12 pm
by Zetal
I clicked that too. :D

That's just insane... But I liked the dancer photo. :P

I must ask... How did you find this? :wink:

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 3:40 pm
by Zero!
lol

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:43 am
by Tetrad
Beowulf wrote:a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.
Believe it or not, I'm looking at this exact picture as we speak.

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:03 am
by HaAGen DaZS
Flabby Chick wrote:
Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR
Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin. ;)
this reminds me of a video I have. it's a small clip where a guy puts his HEAD in the woman's vagina. IM me for the clip. hehehehe. :P

and DF, thats cool if you don't wanna look at porn, but maybe it's time to see what is actually around you... :? :)

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 6:19 am
by woodchip
Beowulf wrote: Not like if you look at porn you're going to dream a giant vagina comes out of the sky and swallows you whole.
I had that happen once except I ate it first. :oops:

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:19 pm
by Stupid
Flabby Chick wrote:
Vertigo 99 wrote:beowulf, thats no nightmare, thats the bestest dream EVAR
Vert...if one was converse with certain aspects of the act of lovemaking then one would understand that if there was a vagina that could possibly swallow one whole, then the afore-mentioned vagina would be so big as to render it's capability to stimulate the male member as totally useless. I can only assume that either you have a fetish for mutant mackerel, or you're a virgin. ;)
Or maybe he's a REAL MAN and puts the woman first, and has a fetish for stimulating her desires before his own? Try not to think so selfishly, FC.

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:37 pm
by Nexus_One
I wonder if Ace will actually have the balls to reply to this thread... Well now he will since I called him on it... :twisted:

Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:01 pm
by Jeff250
ROFLMAO!!@ I'M GOIGN TO SHOW THIS TO MY DAD!!1![/acecombat]

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:38 pm
by Iceman
Nexus_One wrote:I wonder if Ace will actually have the balls to reply to this thread... Well now he will since I called him on it... :twisted:
I am wondering if Ace has the balls to keep quiet and NOT reply to this thread.

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:35 pm
by MD-2389
To be honest, I haven't seen him post on here at all for a while now. He might be busy browsing that site 24/7. :D

Or maybe he's gone back into the witness protection program to hide from the Strays. ;)

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:11 pm
by Top Wop
He might have shot himself...

...or at least got a clue. :P

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:31 pm
by BUBBALOU
he'll be back in about two weeks I bet! Remember his parents were moving.....

Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:06 pm
by AceCombat
actually i was up in ohio. i just got back about 1-1/2 hours ago.


very nice.....after being stranded at 2 airports (KCAK & KCLE) for 2 days i needed a serious laugh

Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 9:44 pm
by Iceman
Iceman wrote:I am wondering if Ace has the balls to keep quiet and NOT reply to this thread.
I guess not :)