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Caption This Pic #4
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:43 pm
by MD1075
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:45 pm
by DCrazy
I wish Dick would stop shoving that pole up my ass...
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:49 pm
by BAAL
Time to goto the box. "I feel shame"
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 3:17 pm
by snoopy
Maybe if I hide behind these curtains they won't keep on following me.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:09 pm
by Will Robinson
"God this sucks!
Note to self: Next time some one calls and says 'Your party needs you' make sure the party is vodka, chicks and table dancing....cause this really blows..."
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:28 pm
by Ferno
"crap.. what do I do now?"
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:46 pm
by suicide eddie
`darn it` shaking a damp leg `i knew i should off gone to the john before the summit`
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 7:53 pm
by Avder
Yeah sure...they just had to ask how many States are there in the US as the final jeopardy question. How was I supposed to know there were 50??? Lowsy World Leader Jeopardy. Blair keeps making me his ★■◆● every damn time....
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:09 pm
by MD-2389
"Ok, so I put my right foot in, and then take it out..."
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:11 pm
by Stupid
Well... that debate with John "I'm an @$$h013" Kerry went pretty darn well.... Mabye I should go ahead and moon him for good taste?
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 8:57 pm
by index_html
Oh crap, the wizard's gone AWOL. Now I'll never get a brain.
Just for Zuruck
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:27 pm
by Duper
....now.. where's that preperation-H at?
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:43 pm
by Will Robinson
lol@index_html! and to steal the idea:
"Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...Hey! where the hell did Cheney go anyway?!"
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 10:43 pm
by Verran
President Bush, obviously showing signs of fatigue, was forced to leave the press conference momentarily. The Press, suprised by his quick return, were completely unaware that the White House technicians simply had to swap out batteries.
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:09 pm
by Mr. Perfect
"Stay here, I'm getting my bat."
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:43 am
by Zetal
[caption]The most sought after piece in the evolutionary chain: The Missing Link[/caption]
[article]
It appears scientists have finally found The Missing Link. Scientists are certain this is what has been eluding the scientific world all these years. Notice the slumped posture, the straight armed walking, and the slightly modified face.
Dr. Jeff Lowe the leading scientist on the team investigating the new find concluded that there was no mistake. "After seeing this remarkable find, I must say it was a happy day for all of us. If there..." [Continued on page 3]
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 1:56 am
by Sage
(.... michael myers theme....)
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:41 am
by Tyranny
The Press was shocked as George W. Bush left the room for unknown reasons. Suddenly an all too familiar voice came on a loud speaker to announce "Everyone relax, your questions perplexed me...err...the President... so I...errr....darn... HE has gone backstage to make a very important phone call".
The President later returned and announced to the crowd "heh heh, Sorry bout that. It was a matter of National Security....I just had to call momma...and she said everythings gonna be awright".
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:59 am
by woodchip
I feel so used.
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:43 pm
by snoopy
Caveman George go take a dump!
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 12:49 pm
by Ympakt
Why do they have to ask such hard questions?
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 2:32 pm
by Lothar
"you ARE the weakest link. Goodbye."
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:12 pm
by Vertigo 99
"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."
Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 10:22 pm
by Zetal
Vertigo 99 wrote:"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."
I agree, I think we've heard it all. *Stops watching topic.*
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 2:47 am
by Tyranny
Vertigo 99 wrote:"I'm going to stop clicking this thread, because there is no funny here."
or perhaps you lack the creativity to add to it so you have to put down others? mmmmk.
Zetal should know better, he contributed only two posts before mine
Posted: Mon Jul 12, 2004 3:28 am
by Flabby Chick
Yo!! Michael!!!!....i'm doing the walk man!