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You know you've been programming too long when
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:00 am
by Tetrad
you find statements like these funny:
#define ¬ !
That's alt+0172 in case you were wondering.
... I really need to take a day off. This'll be my 5th weekend straight of working.
(and yes, I know #define ¬ ~ is technically more correct)
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:14 am
by SilverFJ
hahahahahahahaha
I have no f*cking idea what that means but I bet it's really funny. Rock on man!
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:55 am
by DCrazy
You know you've been programming too long when you start looking for funny things in your code.
Or, when you start laughing at regular expressions because you think they're comic-book cursing.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:56 am
by Kyouryuu
When your car's license plate reads:
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:57 am
by Tricord
DCrazy wrote:Or, when you start laughing at regular expressions because you think they're comic-book cursing.
The other way around is even more scary
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:05 am
by aldel
Speaking of funny macro definitions, I saw this one once:
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 1:43 pm
by MehYam
Stop using #define's. It's practices like that that keep you working weekends.
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:19 pm
by suicide eddie
PROGRAM reply
DO 10, I=1,10
PRINT *,'you know you,ve been programming too long when you give replys like this'
10 CONTINUE
STOP
END
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:23 pm
by Top Wop
MehYam wrote:Stop using #define's. It's practices like that that keep you working weekends.
I can attest to that...
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 9:39 pm
by Testiculese
On Error Goto Hell
Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:18 pm
by Krom
print ("Hello World/n") or die "Goodbye Cruel World./n";
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:05 am
by Sickone
5th weekend straight - that is weak man...
Young guys have no idea...
i have taken a total of 5 days in the last 45 months.
quit whining and get back work
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:15 am
by Tetrad
Sickone wrote:quit whining and get back work
Dude, I'm a freakin
intern. Not salaried. And I mean I haven't taken the weekend off in the past month and a half.
Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2004 3:24 am
by Robo
j00 = "fag0t";
"Error - Line 1: Your freakin gay. (/path/to/your/mums/testicles.php)"
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:22 am
by JMEaT
Yes, that has got to be the funnAyest thing evAr!
(The above statement is false)
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:04 pm
by Richard Cranium
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:31 pm
by *JBOMB*
LOL @ testi