DescentBB

First of all, right now, I'm working in a Steel Foundry doing mold repair. (had to get out of the geek world for a while, but I will return).

Well, anyways, we tend to horse around by hitting each other with surprise shots, throwing certain objects, etc... Well, recently we started pouring ice cold water on each other. Well, I got the machinist on the way to the break room and he was like "dont' worry, got something for ya".


Back in the break room, I was CONSTANTLY on guard to see how he would try to get me back. At one point, he goes to the water cooler to get a drink. I'm thinking "yea, right, like this is going to work! I'm going to be out of the way as soon as that cup starts to pour". What he did next was COMPLETELY unexpected and all I could do was sit where I was in total shock like a deer in the headlights. This bastard proceeds to pick up the WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE out of the cooler and come straight at me. Unfortunatly, I was only 2 steps away from it AND sitting down, not to mention the shock from seeing him pick up the entire cooler container. 3 seconds later I'm COMPLETELY drenched from head to toe and the breakroom floor is practically flooded with water. But damn it was too funny

lol

Now what are you gonna do to get him back?

Don't get him back, tell him you have something big planned and don't do it at least for a while. He'll get all paranoid and start at everything
BTW, anyone know how to do stitches? I just busted a gut.

owned.

hahahahhahaa.. that's classic dude

Recruit your midget friend to help your cause.

Your building have fire hoses?

hehe, I don't think I'll bark up that tree anymore. Not with water at least hehe. I had been THOROUGHLY owned!

Maybe you could run his paycheck through a shredder, hand him the pieces and a roll of scotch tape

woodchip wrote:Maybe you could run his paycheck through a shredder, hand him the pieces and a roll of scotch tape

This to a guy who is able to pick up and wield an entire water cooler?
Think twice - thrice, Admiral!

Hmmmmm....I dont suppose you guys use windows 9x at work, do you? I had a neat paint stunt that I used to pull on people in 9x when they werent looking.

Naww, I know what you're talking about though Avder. Take a screenshot of their desktop and then move their icons, start bar, etc... off the screen and make that screenshot their background. They think that their computer is screwed up somehow and they freak out when they can't figure out why it's locked.