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And the reward for the laziest person goes to.....
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:46 pm
by MD-2389
This 600lb woman too damned lazy to get off her fat ass and move.
Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.
And we wonder why alot of people in other countries make jabs at us for being fat and lazy.....
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:53 pm
by Battlebot
holy s***.......
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 8:58 pm
by Krom
speaking of S***, how the hell does she... never mind, I dont think I wanna know.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 9:46 pm
by Duper
notice they said they had to blast in fresh air.
...... 0_o
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:09 pm
by Viralphrame
I first thought that said "WTFTV."
And, uh. Holy ★■◆●.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:19 pm
by STRESSTEST
man, that's damn sexy!
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:33 pm
by Vindicator
Duper wrote:...... 0_o
x2
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 10:35 pm
by Avder
Thats..........disgusting.
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:52 pm
by Jagger
That happened to a woman in my town. Ewww....
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:17 am
by Ferno
if it was legal they shoulda put a bullet in her head.
/offensive
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:08 am
by Darktalyn1
just nasty
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 2:53 am
by Sage
haha what a dumb b8tch
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:51 am
by BUBBALOU
That is just sad!
who was bringing in the Income.... who was the leasor
If she was both(welfare) that guy was a leech
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 7:59 am
by Testiculese
"since her body was grafted to the fabric"
That's interesting. Kind of like a tree that grows through a fence..
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:16 am
by JMEaT
Wow, that is pretty horrible
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:27 am
by Tricord
Holy sht! How can one even do that to oneself? Eat till you can't move, then spend the rest of your life on your couch, then dying like a whale.
Wonder where the stench came from... Some parts of her were probably already decomposing while she was still alive...
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 9:04 am
by XeonJr
She probably deficated where she sat and/or hadn't seen the inside of a shower in quite some time
TEH SMELL TEH SMELL!
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 10:14 am
by snoopy
Heh- I think that means we all need more nudity- in order to avoid having our clothes grafting to our bodies.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:25 am
by Palzon
Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.
I have heard stories similar to this from co-workers who are Adult Protective Services investigators. Clients who have laid in the bed so long that the mattress wore away and the bed springs grafted to them...imagine.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:53 am
by Dedman
I'd hit it
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:57 am
by Tricord
Dedman wrote:I'd hit it
She would be hard to miss at 600lb, too
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:34 pm
by Dedman
Just roll her flour baby.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 1:51 pm
by Warlock
maybe she wanted to look like jaba the hut
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 3:52 pm
by Battlebot
she got halfway....but still needed the automated couch with a dungeon underneath
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 5:21 pm
by XSabre
Eww...thats just gross. How can anyone let themselves get that way, i mean being grafted to the couch...eesh!
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:55 am
by Neo
"Move, b!tch! Get out da way!"
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:40 pm
by Boo
Disgusting. I'd at least have called for help... or something...
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 11:52 am
by Arbitar
some people are disgusting. ... uhg ...
Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2004 4:01 pm
by Beowulf
The lowest form of human existance. I'm no smallfry, but sheesh, that lady made AceCombat look like a bulemic Kenyan.