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Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:05 pm
by Dedman

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:13 pm
by Krom
HEH!

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:28 pm
by Sergeant Thorne
That's funny. They're lucky they didn't catch a camper with that trap, though. ;)

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:36 pm
by Beowulf
Or a cop.

but now the beer company can put "Good enough to knock out a bear" on their label.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:18 pm
by Deadmeat
Notice the bear had discriminating taste. Ranier - YES, Busch - SUX. My kinda bear.:D

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:49 pm
by Duper
Rainier Beer a ....locale ALE ?!?!?!! LMAO .. its more like a local Coors. . its just "beer". I didn't think it was being sold anymore. :D

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:50 pm
by STRESSTEST
Shows what you know, oregonian

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:09 pm
by Duper
hey, I grew up in Washington you redneckwannabe.


I was a little suprised when Oly got bought out and vanished ... no more artisians. *sniff*

not that it was that good.

Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 9:34 pm
by Sirius
LOL! Good one!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:23 am
by Arol
I like the part abut it comming back the next day. :lol:
One beer binge and it was hooked! :wink:

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:29 am
by Ferno
a beer drinking bear?

haha yea right.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 10:54 am
by Canuck
36 American beers? Lol, even I can drink that!
And I have recently. 2 weekends in a row.

Our Canadian bears and beer are used to 5% - 6.5%, not that watered down swill you call beer.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:55 pm
by Dedman
Canuck wrote:36 American beers? Lol, even I can drink that!
And I have recently. 2 weekends in a row.
Your mother must be so proud!

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:22 pm
by Infamous Ingus
hahahaha

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:43 pm
by Canuck
Hehe I strive fer excellence.

At Stage 13 within minutes of crashing the VIP camping site some dude came up to us with a beer bong he made.

He had a hopper from a stippler, 3" food grade hose, hooked up to a ball valve and another short length of hose.

Fill it with 3 CANADIAN beers and enjoy all three in 3 seconds flat.

When the young fella gave me the bong he stepped backwards a couple steps half expecting seeing an old fart go into convulsions on the ground.

After I downed the beer I asked if there was more!

The following week I was in Blairmore for Thunder in The Valley

There I consumed over 36 beers a day... egads the walk down to the park for the show that evening was a chore.

The Bank Manager for the Town was in our campsite just ripped double fisting beers.

When one of the guys in our group let go some fireworks horizontally and we had balls of flame shooting around our heads,

he just remained calm, until it ended... then he was like wtf! Turning around in his lawnchair all perplexed, like what was that?

Any ways we went through, hmm several coolers full of beer, not counting the Whiskey, Rattlesnake juice coffee "brightner", and other various "treats".

What a blast.