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as some of you may know, my parents own a chinese fastfood place. i am trying to come up a catchy slogan, and a kinda of a logo. we got pandas on our menus and walls, so maybe something along the lines of that. so i figured you guys can provide some input and maybe some monetary gain if i use it.

And i am not using "that wasn't chicken" so we'll strike that off.

EDIT: DUh, i forgot.
New Kahala Fast Foods

"We're fast, and good,
so you don't have to be!"

"Chinese-U-Like"

"Sinotopia"

"You love to eat,
we love to cook!"

"You'll love to eat what we love to cook!"

"Guaranteed: No SP@M!"

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"We're always hot for You!"

"L337 f00 4 U"

"Yuo'11 Lik3 u5!"

"Your wish is our menu"

"We'11 H@x0r Ur t45tebud5!11!"

"Stand aside - I need to get to NKFF *NOW*!!"

"I get mine at NKFF."

"100% food - just add mouths."

"Guaranteed 100% Rikshaw-free!"

"KNFF:
Just keep your hands and feet away from my mouth
and you'll be safe."

"Don't listen to Mobius"

oh great i almost fell outta my chair laughing.

Got Bamboo?

All right, I know it's lame .

"Straight from the Orient, right to your door."

Actually, I found one or two of Mobi's suggestions a bit good.

Mobius wrote:"You love to eat,
we love to cook!"

Mobius wrote:"We're always hot for You!"

Should really be "We're always hot for Yoo!"

"Your wish is our menu"

"100% food - just add mouths."

These are great if you're going for the whole edgy style. Like you want to be the Starbucks (or litte SoHo joint) of the Chinese take-out market.

What's the origin of the word "Kahala"? And may I ask where you're located?

Hey, just have everyone wear one of those orange "Goku uniforms" ... that's Japanese I know, but most Americans won't.

Oh, p.s. I wouldn't recommend doing the the staffs hair like his. The Dept of Health may not like it.


On a serious note, what is the clientel that your folk's place caters to? Is it Asian or American? .. or both.

I ask because I know that there are certain cultral ...oh.. "key idiology" that appeals to much of the Asian culture that most of "us" here don't "get". Like Luck. I've done a little home work several years ago when a number of oriental restuarants opened up with very baddly translated names. Such as "Happy, Joy Luck" .. i was really wtf?! so i did a little poking around and found that things like Luck and Tranquility are important things to that crowd. soo.. is that a factor with your customers?

Perhaps DC, but the idea is to sell food and to set yourself apart from the crowd. the edgy starbucks thing is overdone now.

or you could just call yourself the 'gooks of hazzard'.

i am starting to like some of em, keep em coming. i appreciate it guys

Okie Dokie, No More Jokie, No More Wee Wee, In Your Coffee ...

Ferno, have you ever been to a Chipotle grill? It's a chain Mexican place that's spreading around the U.S. (not sure about Canada) but they have that industrial sheet-metal Lower Manhattan mood, perfect for the food. Lots of dimmed Halogen lamps accenting minimalistic decor, and their claim to fame is that you choose a type of tortilla, a type of meat, and a type of topping, as you walk down the counter. It may sound like a cafeteria but it's amazingly good food. The decor definitely makes it feel less like a chain.

Duper wrote:Hey, just have everyone wear one of those orange "Goku uniforms" ... that's Japanese I know, but most Americans won't.

Oh, p.s. I wouldn't recommend doing the the staffs hair like his. The Dept of Health may not like it.


On a serious note, what is the clientel that your folk's place caters to? Is it Asian or American? .. or both.

I ask because I know that there are certain cultral ...oh.. "key idiology" that appeals to much of the Asian culture that most of "us" here don't "get". Like Luck. I've done a little home work several years ago when a number of oriental restuarants opened up with very baddly translated names. Such as "Happy, Joy Luck" .. i was really wtf?! so i did a little poking around and found that things like Luck and Tranquility are important things to that crowd. soo.. is that a factor with your customers?

Good points, but no one has bitched about luck and that sorts of stuff. all they want is cheap, good, and plenty of food. which is what we aim for.

How about a Sumo-Panda? .... one bigass Panda in a Sumo thong? .eww.. that doesn't sound pretty, but could be funny.

"If you don't want it - we don't have it!"

"Food-U-Rike"

"We like you deep fried."

"We're just like you,
We love Chinese cooking!"

"We're just rike you,
We rove Chinese cooking!"

"Cooking" is not a Chinese city,
but we've spent our whole lives there."

"We love to cook for you,
because we love to see you smile."

"There's only one thing better than our food
but we aren't allowed to say what it is!"

"We're a Chinese restaurant, not a laundry: no sheet!"

"We are crazy Foo yoo"

"NKFF: Food without service packs"

"NKFF: We like you even if you use IE"

"NKFF: Food by the Gigahertz"

"NKFF: we like calories.
Fortunately, so do you "

NKFF: Overclockers welcomed with open arms and big plates"

"NKFF: We got Chinese goin' on"

"We're down with Chinese"

"You look like a nice person, so eat our food!"

"If you like Chinese,
that's great,
Coz we do too."

Ghetto: "Foo Fo Yo."

I'm just getting started... more later.

"NKFF: where Chinese food is more than something you stick in your face."

"NKFF: You can't pronounce it,
but it tastes great"

"Kahala. Because we love you."

"If you're hungry later; come back!"

"If you're still hungry, you have a problem!"

"Pavlov was talking about US."

"You'll be back!"

"Food is only temporary.
Enjoyment is forever."

"Share our food,
if you can."

Redneck: "If you can't read our menu, we'll read it to you."

"We're food sluts, we'll cook for anyone."

"NKFF: No Luck Involved."

"We fill your stomach without emptying your wallet."

"We satisfy your tastebuds, your cravings AND your bank manager."

"NKFF: because you know you won't be disappointed."

"We cook because you like to eat!"

"We like Google, but it's not on our menu."

"NKFF cares about good food."

"NKFF: We round down."

"NKFF: The nearest dollar is OK with us."

"NKFF: ready to eat?"

"bending over backwards, because we can."

"NKFF: we cook. you eat. we clean."

"NKFF: mess up our place, not yours"

"We can't speel, but we can cook!"

"NKFF: Engrish optional."

"NKFF: we love Engrish."

Wok and Run

"It's not cat. We promise."

"don't try to bang the waitress... she's my sister"

Our Wok is Yours

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Wok are you looking at? (front)

YES, we are talking about you !(back)

"We know 1000 ways to Wok your dog"

"Eat It"

Everybody egg roll tonight
Everybody Wang Lo tonight

Ugh, doesn't rhyme too well. "Everybody have Pho tonight" would work better except it's not a Vietnamese restaurant.

just have black shirts with yin tangs on them with stuff like "long life" "gud fud" and "i eat pup!" under dem. just keep it simple. you understand me?

For people from every Wok of life.

Gooks of Hazard is the best ever.

"Chinese Food Ownage"
"Chizzo Fizzle up in teh hizzle fow shizzle my nizzle"


indeed gooks of hazard was pretty hilarious...