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AntiFlag rock.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:58 am
by HaAGen DaZS
http://anti-flag.com/secret.php

ehehehehehe. its like a homemade maddox. :D

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:17 am
by Dedman
Owned!

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:26 am
by Testiculese
Is that a real letter? So sad...

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 1:56 pm
by Scratch
huu-ked awn fon-ites wur-ked fer meh!

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:31 pm
by Beowulf
Now you know the meaning of justfiable homicide.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:54 pm
by Zoop!
Scratch wrote:huu-ked awn fon-ites wur-ked fer meh!
It took me about five minutes to figure out what you said. :P

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 3:07 pm
by Defender
Scratch wrote:huu-ked awn fon-ites wur-ked fer meh!
Bah, thats fon-icks!

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:17 pm
by Darktalyn1
He forgot to correct a "there" that should be "their"

No raise for that teacher!

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:25 pm
by MD-2389
Testiculese wrote:Is that a real letter? So sad...
x2

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:37 pm
by snoopy
MD-2389 wrote:
Testiculese wrote:Is that a real letter? So sad...
x2
x3

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:06 pm
by Duper
Pika?

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:03 am
by HaAGen DaZS
it is indeed a real "fan mail".

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:27 am
by Ferno
/me buries his head in his hands..

so much for the future..

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:23 am
by BUBBALOU
Zoop! wrote:
Scratch wrote:huu-ked awn fon-ites wur-ked fer meh!
It took me about five minutes to figure out what you said. :P
After you become old enough you will not read words, you will ignore punctuation mistakes, you will recognize every abreviation, and you will only read the actual meaning presented in front of you. Not the spelling, scary as that may seem it's part of the illogical side of ones brain.

It was less than a split second I read through his post. He also provided us with a hyphen/tach symbols(-) which came from his logical side to make the reader ... um ... "SOUND IT OUT"

But anyways Zoops , u r teh l0zr :wink:

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:16 am
by Sirius
Holy hell. (Excuse the oxymoron, but...)

The really funny bit about this is where he says "I'm not even gonna write any more 'cause you will probably start cryin'." (Not quite as well-spelled as that, but along the same lines.)

I don't suppose he stopped to ask himself how anyone could take that imcomprehensible tirade seriously enough to actually be offended.

He was right, I expect they were crying - with laughter.

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:15 am
by HaAGen DaZS
Sirius wrote:
I don't suppose he stopped to ask himself how anyone could take that imcomprehensible tirade seriously enough to actually be offended.
..hes the one with a F. :P

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:36 pm
by Deadmeat
And you get one too, HD. It should have been "an" F.


Brought to you in part by the Xeonjr Grammar Police. The other sponsors ran off to speak Japanese which doesn't use an freak'n articles. :P

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:19 am
by HaAGen DaZS
β€œAN” is used when the following word begins with a VOWEL! OR a silent β€œH” sound.
hmmm...

*stamps F on Deadmeat*

nyuck nyuck nyuck. :)

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:43 am
by []V[]essenjah
Defender wrote:
Scratch wrote:huu-ked awn fon-ites wur-ked fer meh!
Bah, thats fon-icks!
Noooo, that's huuked awn fawnix werked fur mee twu YUE!!!1

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 4:30 am
by Tyranny
um...I have a hard time believing that this is real. My reasons for this are simple.

1). What teacher in their right mind would even bother to read it let alone correct mistakes and grade it?

Most teachers would have thrown it away after the first couple seconds of reading it and some disciplinary actions might be taken with the student. Detention for being such a retard and for using so many curse words in a school assignment.

The teacher should also be slapped upside the head and put into detention as well for paying that garbage any attention.

2). It's on a punk bands website.

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:18 am
by Topher
Forgot to correct "im" to "I'm" :'(

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 1:20 pm
by Ferno
Tyr, their job is to read everything students hand them and grade it. even if it is absolute crap.

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:08 pm
by Tyranny
heh. I don't know what schools you went to Ferny but I don't think a single teacher I ever knew while going through school would even give that the time of day. The parents would have gotten a phone call about it but the assignment itself would have ended up in the trash long before someone decided to correct it.

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:49 pm
by DCrazy
It's an email, not a fricken paper. :roll:

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 5:53 pm
by Vertigo 99
Tyranny wrote:heh. I don't know what schools you went to Ferny but I don't think a single teacher I ever knew while going through school would even give that the time of day. The parents would have gotten a phone call about it but the assignment itself would have ended up in the trash long before someone decided to correct it.
when and where did you go to high school?

I went to a public inner city high school and i've seen stuff not as bad as this (although i did see things nearly as bad), but no teacher in their right mind would give detention to a kid for being a retard.

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:36 pm
by Tyranny
Something is wrong if you can't figure out I was being sarcastic about him needing to get detention for being a retard. It's called a rant you know :P

Also when and where I went to high school isn't really important. Our schools sucked and yes, I'm a product of public schooling as well. If this is the type of crap coming out of inner city schools then my classmates weren't as stupid as I thought they were :P

DCrazy: no?!?, really? :roll:

Man, and I thought I was going a little overboard with my small rant. Some of you must have run out of salt grains :P

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 12:52 am
by Vertigo 99
i don't know tyr, with some of the characters we have here on the boards, i'm forced to take anybody seriously that doesn't put the "/sacrcasm" tag at the end of their post.

from your post, i thought that you had gone to high school in the 50's or something, where they actually WOULD have given you detention for writing something like that ;) :P

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 8:24 am
by Nitrofox125
Tyr, there is no teacher involved in this. The letter is a "fan mail" sent to Anti-Flag, and it is Anti-Flag making fun of the person by pointing out all the grammar mistakes, etc. in their letter.

That thing's just great :D

Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:15 pm
by Lothar
weak.

Too many websites out there have hate-mail sections, and too few of them are funny.