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Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down (by David Letterman )
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson .. Paging Mr. Johnson.
6. Elvis has left the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars ... but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.
And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped ..
1. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

Heh

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ive got one:

The gate is open but the beast is asleep

it smells like a rotting leper in here.

for the Military people



Your Barracks door is open.

What's the X for?

X-amine your zipper etc

examine your zipper, poor drunk queer

what the f^ck is that avatar, Bill?

"Hey, your fly is open"

Punisher: That is SolidAir's Asian sooky sooky five dollah

"Nice c*ck!"

Instills embarassment AND fear. The look on the face is worth them thinking you're gay.

You have a licence to sell hotdogs?

No??

then ya better close-up shop.

Feeling a draft?

I got one for letterman...

His material called, it left over a decade ago