Speeding ticket
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:20 am
Now THIS is a speeding ticket!
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Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:28 am
damn that sux...lol
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:12 pm
I wonder what 205 MPH feels like. Damn, that's faast.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:19 pm
How do you sit on a bike with balls that big?
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:28 pm
YEah I got a kick out of that. When I first read the headline on on the startribune the other day I thought "Wait, hes going 205mph, and he got CAUGHT?" but then it was a bike, so 
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:48 pm
Wow, must be one heckuva tweaked crotch rocket to reach that speed. Nice looking too ...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 12:56 pm
If he crashed at that speed, he'd be one nasty wad of meat .
.Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:14 pm
should've read the "speed checked by aircraft" sign, huh?
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:58 pm
Wad? No no, he'd be a STREAK of meat.Top Gun wrote:If he crashed at that speed, he'd be one nasty wad of meat
Like spreading butter over bread..Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:24 pm
Darwin Award in the making, anyone?
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:08 pm
wow that pretty fast
i still think 80 is to fast...
i still think 80 is to fast...
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:25 pm
I was wondering how much the speeding ticket would be for.
and yea.. laying that one over would have been messy. there wouldn't have been enough to bury. Any physics geeks out there? Calculate the estimated distance of travel of average man, average mass, at 205 mph post jettison.
and yea.. laying that one over would have been messy. there wouldn't have been enough to bury. Any physics geeks out there? Calculate the estimated distance of travel of average man, average mass, at 205 mph post jettison.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:25 pm
i say...SPLAT
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:48 pm
Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement .
.Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:08 pm
Think cheese grater against soft stick of butter.Top Gun wrote:Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:12 pm
average leather bike suit and average medium grade ashpalt. ... be creative.Top Gun wrote:Well, Duper, I need to know the coefficient of friction between his body and the pavement
j/k
the real question is: What sound would it make???
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:18 pm
A very unpleasant one .
.Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:45 pm
Not to mention his new insurance rates ...Duper wrote:I was wondering how much the speeding ticket would be for.
Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:52 pm
Like anyone will be stupid enough to insure him
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:42 am
If there's a buck to be made...
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:54 am
This guy was on the road to becoming a bug on the Windshield of Asphalt!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:10 pm
DAYUM!!
Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:19 pm
Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!
Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:22 pm
Krom wrote:Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!
Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:46 pm
Iceman wrote:Krom wrote:Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?AceCombat wrote:DAYUM!!
Fastest ive ever been is 169 MPH in a Highly Modified Acura NXS R-Type
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 3:24 pm
A bikers group is actually challenging the speed the cop measured, explaining that an error of so much as a half second on the stopwatch could knock the speed down to 185MPH.
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:11 pm
Does that extra 20 mph really make a difference? Either way, he was going over one freakin' hundred mph over the speed limit!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:19 pm
hell yeah it does. thats alot less of a fine for 185mph than 205mphTop Gun wrote:Does that extra 20 mph really make a difference? Either way, he was going over one freakin' hundred mph over the speed limit!
Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:20 pm
Ah, the icy logic of our judicial system .
.Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:18 am
Actually it might. If hes charged with doing 205 over the limit and he wasnt, hes only charged with reckless driving.
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:16 am
Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right??? 
/me gets ready to go 125 in a 25 mph zone
/me gets ready to go 125 in a 25 mph zone
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:55 am
Which carries a heavier weight/fines than any speeding ticket ever could. Also can result in inprisonment to boot.Avder wrote:...hes only charged with reckless driving.
When an officer gives you a choice of a speeding ticket or a reckless driving.. YOU TAKE THE SPEEDING TICKET.
BTW: very rare if they dont give you both!
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:41 pm
I'm betting on a JATO rocket.Krom wrote:Was the modification a sidewinder missile engine strapped to the back?
*recaps to a certain episode of Mythbusters*
Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:55 pm
Hehe, that myth's been around for years. The Arizona Highway Patrol supposedly still gets calls by people asking if it was true .
.Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:50 pm
I heard they have a special hotline just for that myth, kinda like the CDC does for a certain banana myth (the one about the flesh-eating bacteria).Top Gun wrote:Hehe, that myth's been around for years. The Arizona Highway Patrol supposedly still gets calls by people asking if it was true
Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 9:58 pm
LMAO!!
NSX will easily do those speeds
ESPECIALLY A R-Type !!!!!!!
NSX will easily do those speeds
ESPECIALLY A R-Type !!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:58 pm
Maybe, but sky-cops use a timer and marks on the ground. Read the story again.Nitrofox125 wrote:Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right???
/me gets ready to go 125 in a 25 mph zone
Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:56 pm
3Nitrofox125 wrote:Hah! Radar guns only have two digits, right???
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 1:40 pm
ive seen a couple with 4, they have a 1/10th indicator. but that is a very rare occurance
Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2004 2:02 pm
Comment withdrawn.