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BIG ★■◆●ing SPIDER.

i am scared of where to put my feet. coz he just ran into my room and disappeared, the cat is looking for him too (i locked the cat in my room to save the spider, now the dumb spider runs into my room under my door, RUNS STRAIGHT BEHIND MY CAT and disappears in a cloud of roid-arachno-panic-frenzy. darwinism in action)

p[ics perhaps? i'll have to find him


*sigh* it's getting closer to summer alright.

At least the big spider eats all of the other scary bugs.

Nah, its this fuzzy blue glowy thing...

You sound like a little girl Roid. Man up, grow a pair and go hunting you chicken shlt

ok... brb hunting housesized demon 8 legged monster (that probably wants to vote for bush!)

Check behind the wall clock!

Spiders rock. Back when I lived in my apartment, I would always have an insec problem during the warm months as flys and mosquitoes could practically fly in through the walls. Eventually some spiders made some webs in the celing corners and that helped a little. After a while I got some double sided tape, coated one side with sugar and taped it behind their webs. The webs got loaded overnight and I could practically hear the spiders thanking me for their meals

i have looked everywhere, the thing cannnot be found.

it's no doubt using some dark cloaking power, waiting till i succumb to defenseless slumber so that it may lay it's eggs in my gouged out eye sockets.

these things just LOOOVE to run across my face. it's the huntsman tradition, run on roid's face while he's trying to sleep. i think you win if i have a stroke.

you know how they say the average human swallows a certain amount of spiders in their sleep? well you couldn't eat these things without biting them into a few pieces first.

★■◆● i just know i'm gonna wake up with this thing hangin out on the top of my door, ready to fall outof it's "on top of door" bed, freaked out and angry coz of no morning spider coffee, and he'l fall on my head and do a little dance. you know, like the motorbike squirel.

it's happened before.






AESWFW$%#@$%

★■◆● HE JUST JUMPED OUT FROM BEHIND MY COMPUTER SCREEN!@#! LANDED ON THE FLOOR

<-- IS TYPING WITH LONG ARMS

I have about 500 spiders in my room alone.
No other kinds of bugs--not alive ones, anyway.

I'm putting my money on the spider

HAHAHAH! I love the stories that you tell Roid.

And I hate spiders too. But I dont have any stories to tell about that.

lol its using the cloaking power of your toilet lid

Looks like I get to use Duper's favorite Babylon5 quote again!

"If you see a creature this big with eight legs, let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills!" - Londo Mollari



That being said, theres atleast four spiders in my bathroom alone. I have no intention of killing them since they kill any fly that sneaks into this house. Flies are very tenatious creatures. You can cut their damn heads off and they'll still function like they never knew it was gone. (I'm not making this up! I smashed one with the fly swatter once, knocking its head off...and the damn thing got up and flew around for atleast five minutes non-stop before landing and walking around bumping into things. )

I had a spider crawling up the wall. I hate spiders, so I pulled off my shoe, and smacked it a good one. It fell to the floor. The end, right? WRONG! About 5 minutes later I notice the spider crawling up the same wall along the same path. Off comes the same shoe, same whack, same spider on the floor. I didn't wait for the thing to go up the wall again--I squished it. While we're at it, who's got a nice pwned pic of that giant tarantula sitting on the crazy boss's head from the movie jungle 2 jungle?

I was minding my own business watching ppl flying around in space n stuff.

then i notice the cat is looking at something on teh wall in the hallway, i investigate and it's a huge ★■◆●ing spider. getting close to summer, huntsman spiders (very common) start to come into the house for some reason. they don't kill you or anything but they are big, have big fangs and can give a nasty deep painful bite. i'm not sure how you get em to bite you, they arn't exactly aggressive, they are easily confused though and will sometimes run AT you if startled.

k, so my cat (Jim) is poking this thing on the wall with his paw, i don't really want the cat killing this thing like it does everything else around the house (he's an environmental disaster!), so i take the cat into my room closing the door. 5 mins later i'm playing with the cat in my room near the door, and this stupid spider comes in runs straight past the oblivious cat and disappears under my bed. it's 2-3AM, until that moment i was PLANNING on going to bed - que the first post in this thread.

i shuffle around my bed trying to find the spider, no luck. i figure this is darwin's choice here so i get the cat to try to hunt the spider, i am reminded that my current cat is very domesticated and has little idea wtf i'm on about.

i bet teh spider is in there, I BET I BET!@!!

hmm, no.

jim fucks off and snoozes.
i give up on the spider and get back on the pc.

while writing previous post, spider suddenly appears waltzing across the wall from behind my moniter, gets freaked out, and drops down near my feet. post is instantly deemed "finished" - que 2nd post.



mr spider just decides to stroll around my room for a while, i think he did a couple of complete laps.



seconds before i tried to crush him with the door, which just sent him mental and running at me, then disappearing under the bed. AGAIN.



i have to deal with huge spiders with frickin laser beams on their heads.


only jim is capable of handling such a technologically advanced enemy.

i grab the now comatosed cat, but now the spider seems to have wandered elsewhere. grr/eek!
anyway spider shows up, after much pointing and stuff i finally get jim to notice it. which wakes him up.
rawr.



RAWR! (so cute ^_^)


i swear all cats have Attention Deficit Disorder. i really want to kill this spider, i'm gonna kill it, soooo gonna kill it OMG WAS THAT A BIRD CALL!! LETS CHECK IT OUT!!



jim eventially jumps/falls-off (:P) my window sill and get back to digging around my pc's cables. he's runnin round like a retard. anyway he finally kills it somehow, with his mouth flings it out from behind the pc (why yes, this did freak out the cameraman). and blah blah, crunches it up.
(btw, jim is a very big cat)




few mins later i look at the little muppet on my windowsill again, he has half a spiderleg sticking out out his mouth like a toothpick ^_^ SOOO CYOOOOT.



the little fucker always has to have something in his mouth.



um ow

7am, my bedroom now safe from face eating spiders, i bid thee adieu. zzzz

theend

I keep spiders around, they help out with the other bug problem. But there are always big ones....

I walked into a room once and there was a spider sitting there on the floor right in front of me. He's like "Hi" I was like "Hi" then I took a step forward. He took a step back. Then I took a step back and he took a step forward. Then I leaned down and said "roar" and he turned around and high-tailed it

And Roid, don't evah change, you're awesome

Excelent pictagraphalogy type thing!

Nitrofox125 wrote:And Roid, don't evah change, you're awesome

Hehe, I was thinking the same thing. Roid, you're the man

My cat doesn't kill spiders. He tortures them. My dog, on the other hand, eats flies. BTW, nice story, roid. Now, when does the kangaroo jump in the window? I wanna see your cat fight THAT one!

*yawn* wuss!

roffle heh

Yay, Jim!

Nice Roid! That was one big spider! But why let cat kill him? Why not catch face-eating spider monster to demonstrate manly spider-catching sk1ll5, snap scary photos of face being eaten, and then follow fish catxoring philosophy and RELEASE SPIDER TO OUTSIDE WORLD - far far away from house?

That would be manly AND a good story!

P.S. Like cat photo with spider leg sticking out of mouth! I can see him saying, "HEY ROIDSTER, I WAS SAVING THAT FOR LATER YOU GIANT HAIRLESS BASTAGE!!11"

ROTFLMAO!! thats one crazy cat.......oh man those are some nice pics of your cat. nice name too! my dad named my two cats Bob and Dave.


Roid........you SISSY!! just stomp the SOB next time

lol, that made my day, thanks!

Hehe...a cat killing a spider is like a freight train running over a go-kart. Not exactly an evenly matched battle. There are worse things to have to kill, such as rattlesnakes up where I live.

Spider=0 - Roid=0 - Cat=1

Arol wrote:Spider=0 - Roid=0 - Cat=1

correction

Spider=0 - Roid=-1(for being a pu$$y) - Cat=1

Hey! That's not fair! The cat gets +1 because he's a pu$$y too?

That was a wolf spider BTW. They eat insects... not toes.

that was pretty badas$

roid wrote:i have to deal with huge spiders with frickin laser beams on their heads.

RAWR! Ph34r the killer shivan spider!

Zer0Cool wrote:that was pretty badas$

x2

roid <--- needs a flat-screen CRT (don't know the last time I saw a curved screen!)

Oh and great story there, and pics too. Heh, your cat rawks! Can I have your cat?

You can keep your cat. And your friggin huge spiders, too. Were I in that situation, I likely would have smeared myself in mud, stripped down to a loin cloth and called myself "Agnor of the Spider People". Then I would have grabbed my tribal spear and hurled it at the spider.

In any event, I take it you weren't doing anything important the next day, having stayed up until 7 am.

ROFL... man this was some good $hit.

I remember a story some dude told me. his wife took bowls (yes cereal bowls n$hit), put em on top of spiders to contain em for when he came home. so he picks the plates up and STOMP. another spider dead. he hears a plate move. he looks... "that thing didn't just move, did it?". picks up another bowl. STOMP. plate moves again. he looks at it for a longer time. then the plate moves a third time. I $hit you not, he jumps like a muther and just gets outta dodge.

man i wonder how big a spider that had to be...

Mr. Perfect wrote:Check behind the wall clock!

Bwhaha !

LMAO @ MD

According to my resources, that was a female Tarentula, of the Wolf Spider family.

You um... might wanna check for egg sacks in dark nooks and crannies... not that I'm trying alarm you or anything!

That cat looks like both of my cats fused together, both in size and looks.