Public Display of Affection

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:21 am

i'd just like to say to everyone that i've offended over the years that i am touching my genitals in public with you on my mind.

i know some of you have been pushed towards the verge of suicide because of my drunken sense of humor that dribbles over onto the internet. so for you, i spray my monkey snot publicly.

i wish to ask for my status of "7th level dragon master" back. i wish to once again rule the dark scary world of the internet.

thank you,
MeatPuppet Esq (7th level dragon wizard extraordinaire)

Lothar · Post by **Lothar** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:31 am

sorry bro, you have to earn back "7th level dragon master". For now, all you have is "2nd level clay golem master". Get to work.

Oh, and wash your hands before you try to type anything. For the sake of your keyboard.

woodchip · Post by **woodchip** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:59 am

Thank you Cops. Next time I'm done dropping a loaf and am wiping up I'll think fondly of you

s. · Post by s. » Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:12 pm

I've ALWaYS approved of the"PUPPET"

Man thats what made me appreciate you the most Meaty ol boy

feel the love....

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:26 pm

TheCops,

Just promise me that at least once you'll think of me, only me, while you release the monkeysnot.

Don't be a stranger either. Feel free to scoop up the aftermath and snail mail it on over

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:31 pm

Dude .. you could be my boss. He's forever scratching himself when he's talking. ... while he's leaning back in his chair. ;P

Sad thing is that it would seem that he is the only one UNaware of it. ... I'm going to need theropy.

Darktalyn1 · Post by **Darktalyn1** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:12 pm

Duper,

Don't feel too bad. It could be worse. I have to take Fine Arts Classes in college and this semester I'm in Figure Drawing.

I get to wake up early in the morning twice a week so I can draw an old, naked, fat man for 3 hours. Who knew liverspots could come in such a variety of areas?!

My mind has been forever warped thanks to college.

Duper · Post by **Duper** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:17 pm

so what your telling me that you're into this whole "folding" thing too??

YEah.. been there done that too. Personally.. I prefer the cracks in WALLS more. O_o

seriously tho .. that whole thing about my boss is a standing joke on the floor.

WarAdvocat · Post by **WarAdvocat** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:18 am

heh

Duper needs a the'rapist' to help him.

Iceman · Post by **Iceman** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:33 am

Some people are just fuc_ing weird ...

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:44 am

I love you, Adam.