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Public Display of Affection
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:21 am
by TheCops
i'd just like to say to everyone that i've offended over the years that i am touching my genitals in public with you on my mind.
i know some of you have been pushed towards the verge of suicide because of my drunken sense of humor that dribbles over onto the internet. so for you, i spray my monkey snot publicly.
i wish to ask for my status of "7th level dragon master" back. i wish to once again rule the dark scary world of the internet.
thank you,
MeatPuppet Esq (7th level dragon wizard extraordinaire)
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:31 am
by Lothar
sorry bro, you have to earn back "7th level dragon master". For now, all you have is "2nd level clay golem master". Get to work.
Oh, and wash your hands before you try to type anything. For the sake of your keyboard.
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:59 am
by woodchip
Thank you Cops. Next time I'm done dropping a loaf and am wiping up I'll think fondly of you
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 7:12 pm
by s.
I've ALWaYS approved of the"PUPPET"
Man thats what made me appreciate you the most Meaty ol boy
feel the love....
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:26 pm
by Darktalyn1
TheCops,
Just promise me that at least once you'll think of me, only me, while you release the monkeysnot.
Don't be a stranger either. Feel free to scoop up the aftermath and snail mail it on over
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:31 pm
by Duper
Dude .. you could be my boss. He's forever scratching himself when he's talking. ... while he's leaning back in his chair. ;P
Sad thing is that it would seem that he is the only one UNaware of it. ... I'm going to need theropy.
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:12 pm
by Darktalyn1
Duper,
Don't feel too bad. It could be worse. I have to take Fine Arts Classes in college and this semester I'm in Figure Drawing.
I get to wake up early in the morning twice a week so I can draw an old, naked, fat man for 3 hours. Who knew liverspots could come in such a variety of areas?!
My mind has been forever warped thanks to college.
Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:17 pm
by Duper
so what your telling me that you're into this whole "folding" thing too??
YEah.. been there done that too. Personally.. I prefer the cracks in WALLS more. O_o
seriously tho .. that whole thing about my boss is a standing joke on the floor.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:18 am
by WarAdvocat
heh
Duper needs a the'rapist' to help him.
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:33 am
by Iceman
Some people are just fuc_ing weird ...
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:44 am
by Pun
I love you, Adam.