The difference between men and women's rejection lines

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:33 pm

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).

5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

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Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...)

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10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:57 pm

Heey guys I think I just noticed a secret. If you look hard enough you can see all the Mens Rejection lines mean "You're ugly".

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:20 pm

Whats the deal lobber, you gearing up for amature comedy night somewhere?

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:50 pm

my number #1 is:

"ummm... i woke up with fruit flies on my crotch you toofless hack!"

suicide eddie · Post by **suicide eddie** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:30 pm

now the scary thing is Lobber personally received those lines.....

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:42 pm

No the scary thing is that im far too shy to even have heard them personally.

Avder · Post by **Avder** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:51 am

And youre bragging about this on an internet forum?

Isnt there a flame-warrior that did this? Anyone got a link to that? the Flame Warriors?

Lobber · Post by **Lobber** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:33 pm

Why, it's Flamewarriors dot com of course!

Is this the warrior you were looking for?

See why I'm great for parties? I bring my own insult put-downs!

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 7:17 pm

"I think it's sexier than it is elegant." .. aka.. "You look like a ho, not an actress"

Tyranny · Post by **Tyranny** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:29 pm

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.)

I've heard this one more times then I'd have liked...