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I received a call this evening went something like this:

Caller: Hello is this Mr. Dallas? (very lethargic/fat sounding lady)

Me: Yes

Caller: I want to assure you that I'm not selling anything, we just opened up a new travel agency.

Me: Okay

Caller: I just want to assure you that I'm not trying to sell you anything with this call. We just opened up a new travel agency.

Me: Okay

Caller: We just opened up a new travel agency and are having an open house and we are asking couples ages 25 to 70 to attend. And I just want to assure you I'm not trying to sell anything.

Me: Right.

Caller: Just for coming we have some very nice vacations. Have you ever had the opportunity to take a nice vacation?

Me: No, I don't take vacations, I'm a workaholic, in fact, I rarely leave my work van.

Caller: Okay, we have some very nice vacations, Las Vegas, Miami, Cancoon, Bahamas... Have you ever been to Las Vegas?

Me: No

Caller: You've never been to Las Vegas? (sounding surprised, like EVERYONE HAS TO GO to Las Vegas...) I live an hour from there. (I'm in KANSAS, mind you..) Have you ever considered going to Las Vegas?

Me: No

Caller: I have some very nice vacations here, Las Vegas, Miami, Cancoon, Bahamas.. Do you travel much?

Me: Only in my work van, from job to job.

Caller: Oh wow, you're more dedicated than I am! I have some very nice vacations here and I want to assure you that I'm not selling anything, but you can recieve a vacation just by coming to this open house...

Me: Hold on a sec, I have a phone call on the other line...
*click*

wtf? lol

Thinking back now, I should have asked her if they were... eevil vacations?

If she ever calls back tell her you will be happy to go on a vacation if she will come along with you 'for the ride'

"oh, we're going on a vacation all right... and you're coming with me....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!*"


*continue laughing like this until she hangs up*

hahaha