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Dumbest Spam I've received yet.....

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:18 pm
by Duper
My neighbor came over lastnight wanting my e-mail address for the "Cool beta opportunity". and loosly explained the situation. It sounded suspisious so I had her forward it to me to take a look at it.

Has anyone heard of this??? I did a little poking around and didn't find anything on a AOL/MSN merger.

anyways.. here it is:
Superspam wrote:THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USATODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

Subject: PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!

Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator
Phone: 765/771 - 3547 Pager : 765/420 - 6575

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.


Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
292-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com Charles_bailey@csx.com

I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and withindays, I receive a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man. It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid in full" Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real. Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it( if you are a Microsoft Windows user)for a two week time period.
TRy it; What have you got to lose????

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:24 pm
by Gooberman
I disown friends who send me these.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:58 pm
by Asrale
Csx.com -

"CSX Corporation is the parent company of a number of subsidiaries that provide freight transportation services across America and around the world. Formed in 1980, CSX Transportation operates the largest rail network in the eastern United States. CSX Intermodal provides transportation services across the United States and into key markets in Canada and Mexico. CSX Corporation subsidiaries also perform maritime operations, including an international terminal services company.

Together with a focused management team, the 41,000 dedicated, talented and extremely hard working people of CSX Corporation and its subsidiaries constantly pull together to consistently and reliably meet customers' needs."

PWN3D!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:02 pm
by Avder
I got a ton of these way back in the heyday of the internet, before the LAG set in. You know, back when the only way to get broadband was to live in a college dorm or get a 128k ISDN line.

I, too, disown friends who send those junk letters to me.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 7:37 pm
by Grendel

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:06 pm
by MD-2389
I used to get crap like this over ICQ....

It used to really piss me off when people would forward that crap to me. Lets just say my ignore list got pretty long for a couple of months.

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:52 pm
by Sage
Yea. This sh8t is still floating around even in these times. Just last week a retard from a mod team I was slaving for sent me that one where "if you don't send this to 10 people your sex life will be cursed for the next ten years"
Jesus Christ! I quit the mod team and said, until you get members that aren't f8cking mentally challenged, and send me this f8cking bullsh8t! I f8cking! I quit this f8cking band of n8ggers! JESUS F8CKING CHRIST YOU DAMNED 8SSHOLES!!!! :x

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:06 pm
by roid
i think all my idiot friends are getting wary of sending me emails* now, coz i reply to everyone with a huge schooling lesson.


*you know, the typical "emails of the stupid", like this one. i dish out a lot of snopes.com links. people are so predictably stupid i could setup a script to reply to every email they give me with a snopes.com search page.

kinda reminds me of that geekpress shirt "go away before i replace you with a small shell script"

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:00 pm
by MD-2389
Sage wrote:Yea. This sh8t is still floating around even in these times. Just last week a retard from a mod team I was slaving for sent me that one where "if you don't send this to 10 people your sex life will be cursed for the next ten years"
Jesus Christ! I quit the mod team and said, until you get members that aren't f8cking mentally challenged, and send me this f8cking ********8t! I f8cking! I quit this f8cking band of n8ggers! JESUS F8CKING CHRIST YOU DAMNED 8SSHOLES!!!! :x
Dude...calm down! Keep that up, and you'll give yourself a heartattack before your 20th birthday.

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:46 am
by roid
what's a nugger? :D