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Reuters - A man leaped into a lion's cage at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten... This Story shows how foolish some people are, and how their lack of Bible knowledge gets them almost killed.

What an idiot.
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i would have let him get eaten
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I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
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I guess the lion was Jewish.
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Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
He apparently lacked alot of things.
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Post by Top Gun »

Dedman wrote:I guess the lion was Jewish.
Yeah, and the guy was a few candles short of a menorah. :P
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Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
Yeah, he's pretty much just an idiot.
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I think it's safe to say that anyone who willingly confronts an apex predator in this fashion is not operating on the same plane of reality as the rest of us.
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Post by JMEaT »

Where is that Bible verse that says: "Don't test the Lord your God?"

Apparently this guy never read that one. :lol:
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Post by Vertigo »

Lobber wrote:
Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
He apparently lacked alot of things.
Seemingly didn't lack a serious pair of balls tho o_O
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There's a fine line between having balls of steel and a brain of mud. He just crossed it.
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Post by {OSS}Paedric »

Never confuse bravery with stupidity. While it may be considered brave to run into a burning building to affect the rescue of a child, it is a very stupid act indeed to get up in the face of a very large meat eating preditor and demand that the creature convert to Christianity. :roll:
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sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........
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Post by Stryker »

I wouldn't be surprised if the guy spent the rest of his lifetime trying to convince his dog that all that gravity junk is false.

The only surprise here is that the lion didn't eat the guy. I guess idiots don't taste too good. :P
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Unfortunately, they had fed the lions earlier that day so we didn't get to see Lions-1, Christian-0. :D
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Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0
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Post by Sage »

Vertigo 99 wrote:Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0
ROFL
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It doesnâ??t matter if the lions are full you walk in their territory youâ??re going to get owned. I donâ??t feel sorry for the guy he got what he disserved, and his just as naïve to believe God will stand behind stupidly.

His as dumb as dumb could be.
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Post by Krom »

I laughed at that article, what a moron.
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Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........
Naw, Wang, don't worry, he just beat one of us to the punch. I'm sure someone state-side was planning it. ;)
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That's funny ... A darwin award for a (supposed) Christian.
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Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
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Post by roid »

another one? this has been happening a lot recently. i liked the one where the lion pounced on teh guy and just kinda played with him, it was cute (the dumb guy wasn't harmed.. nice kitty.. nice kitty)
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TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs
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Wang_Lo wrote:
TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs


that was cold dude.

lol
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Post by TigerRaptor »

Well the Japanese do a lot of crazy ★■◆● so that wouldnâ??t surprise me.

But when you typed this it kind of sounded that way.
Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........
Wait whatâ??s this thread about again?
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Japs, Chinks... they're all gooks to me.

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Post by kurupt »

i heard this on the radio at work. we all had a good chuckle.
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