Page 1 of 1

Jesus WON'T Save You!

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:22 am
by Lobber
Reuters - A man leaped into a lion's cage at the Taipei Zoo to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten... This Story shows how foolish some people are, and how their lack of Bible knowledge gets them almost killed.

What an idiot.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:37 am
by Warlock
i would have let him get eaten

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:39 am
by Flabby Chick
I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:16 am
by Dedman
I guess the lion was Jewish.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:22 am
by Lobber
Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
He apparently lacked alot of things.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:39 am
by Top Gun
Dedman wrote:I guess the lion was Jewish.
Yeah, and the guy was a few candles short of a menorah. :P

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:01 pm
by Jagger
Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
Yeah, he's pretty much just an idiot.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:02 pm
by WarAdvocat
I think it's safe to say that anyone who willingly confronts an apex predator in this fashion is not operating on the same plane of reality as the rest of us.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:32 pm
by JMEaT
Where is that Bible verse that says: "Don't test the Lord your God?"

Apparently this guy never read that one. :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:38 pm
by Vertigo
Lobber wrote:
Flabby Chick wrote:I find it funnier that you blame lack of bible knowledge for his actions and not that he was a complete friggin' dingbat wacko.
He apparently lacked alot of things.
Seemingly didn't lack a serious pair of balls tho o_O

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:45 pm
by Liquid Fire
There's a fine line between having balls of steel and a brain of mud. He just crossed it.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:47 pm
by {OSS}Paedric
Never confuse bravery with stupidity. While it may be considered brave to run into a burning building to affect the rescue of a child, it is a very stupid act indeed to get up in the face of a very large meat eating preditor and demand that the creature convert to Christianity. :roll:

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:37 pm
by Wang_Lo
sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:38 pm
by Stryker
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy spent the rest of his lifetime trying to convince his dog that all that gravity junk is false.

The only surprise here is that the lion didn't eat the guy. I guess idiots don't taste too good. :P

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:53 pm
by Deadmeat
Unfortunately, they had fed the lions earlier that day so we didn't get to see Lions-1, Christian-0. :D

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:41 pm
by Vertigo 99
Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:57 pm
by Sage
Vertigo 99 wrote:Actually deadmeat, by now, the score is something like Lions 1200 Christians 0
ROFL

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:26 pm
by TigerRaptor
It doesnâ??t matter if the lions are full you walk in their territory youâ??re going to get owned. I donâ??t feel sorry for the guy he got what he disserved, and his just as naïve to believe God will stand behind stupidly.

His as dumb as dumb could be.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:02 pm
by Krom
I laughed at that article, what a moron.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:10 pm
by Duper
Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........
Naw, Wang, don't worry, he just beat one of us to the punch. I'm sure someone state-side was planning it. ;)

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:41 pm
by Iceman
That's funny ... A darwin award for a (supposed) Christian.

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:47 pm
by TigerRaptor
Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).

Posted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:02 pm
by roid
another one? this has been happening a lot recently. i liked the one where the lion pounced on teh guy and just kinda played with him, it was cute (the dumb guy wasn't harmed.. nice kitty.. nice kitty)

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:24 am
by Wang_Lo
TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:31 am
by Duper
Wang_Lo wrote:
TigerRaptorFX wrote:Actually Wang_Lo donâ??t the Chinese do this sort of thing as carrier for entertainment purposes only. Unlike this moron (Iâ??m a Christian lets go make friends with a lion).
no i don't think so you might be thinking abou the japs


that was cold dude.

lol

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:45 am
by TigerRaptor
Well the Japanese do a lot of crazy ★■◆● so that wouldnâ??t surprise me.

But when you typed this it kind of sounded that way.
Wang_Lo wrote:sigh, can always count on my fellow chinese people to do something stupid like this..........
Wait whatâ??s this thread about again?

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 12:55 am
by Vindicator
Japs, Chinks... they're all gooks to me.

:oops:

Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:00 am
by kurupt
i heard this on the radio at work. we all had a good chuckle.