DescentBB

Ok here are therulez!: You write 3 things

1.Something about the poster above you (^)
2.Something about you(<)
3. something about the next poster (V)
Example

Poster1: ^ none
<has a nose
V is probbaly not a mod

Poster 2: ^Is wrong I am a mod
<is a mod
V is a member

ok?

Heres number 1:

^none
<is a PokeFreak
V has two eyes

^ Is weird
< Is confused
v Is as queer as a 3 dollar bill.

Heh!

^is a flamer
< isn't as queer as a $3 bill
V has no penis

^is a liar
<is tired
v is gonna lie

^ an angry chap
< has a half-elf ear
v is not a genetic freak

^ can be cured with some a$$ cream
< has a huge cack
v envies him because of it

^ sniffs Oxi-Clean
< is more tired than Zefiris
V is sharper than a bowling ball

^ is gay
< not gay
v is gay

^ is now in a gay sandwich of his choosing
< currently in a state of idealogical flux
V sucks his trowsers, while LAUGHING.

^ I've never
< heard of
v this game...

^ is in denial
< loves driving
v miss daisy

^ has a rather decent and refreshing avatar
< has an awesome avatar
V has a something avatar

^ Is despratley confused
< Doesn't have an avatar
v Eats chris coalman's sister every night

^hahahahah
<thinks this game is lame, just like all of dark falcon's games
V Dislikes me.

^ Is so correct
< Dont like you either
V Has a small pen|s

^ Registered just to make that joke
< Has been around significantly longer
v Is who Everyone is talking about

^is incorrect
<finds the post-election dem/rep battles amusing
Vhas less than 500 posts

^ the good
< the bad
v the ugly

^ so true
< Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
v isn't worth saying anything about

^ is glue
< is rubber
\/ is poo

^ Likes Sand bunkers
< Doesn't like sand bunkers
v Doesn't know what I am talking about

^ Is about as comprehensible as a dog-food-eating cat
< Has a dog-food-eating cat
v Has a few cars short of a train

^ Uses too many metaphors
< Knows that no matter how many cars it has, a train is still a train
V Takes the car instead

^ God said brain, not train.
< sitting naked
v wishes he/she was with me

^is nasty
<no i don't!
v is stupid

^ Is one of the other girls on the DBB. YAY Girl Power!

< May be a scholar, but is dumb as a brick when it comes to finding a lost hairbrush (or putting the hairbrush in the same spot every time after she's done with it), making an intelligent decision about passing someone on the highway, and making quick-witted comebacks. So, occasionally, "yes, very"...

v Has roughly a 98% chance of not being one of the other girls on the DBB.

^ makes amazing descent-related origami
< is the proud owner of an origami medium lifter
V doesn't own any descent-related origami

^ Is correct
< Wants to make Descent origami, but his hands are too big
V Has tiny, uh, hands...

^um, maybe he is right
< has HUGE ASS FEET THOUGH
V wishes his feet were that big

^ can't get over his inadequacies with women.
< stud muffin
v wishes he was just a muffin

^ is a douchebag
< is on his 5th tallboy getting ready to head downtown.
v got laid last night

^ jackhammer?!
< still plugging away in school
v the second coolest person in the world, behind me

^ is correct
< wasn't correct in his earlier post today
v wishes he was the 3rd coolest person in the world

^is wrong b/c i'm a girl and i'm already cool
< is bored
v is probably bored too

^Nobody
<Somebody
VEverybody

^scares me
<sorry for being mean to ^ few months ago
v is cool

^ is right on the money
< wants to start building levels again out of some kind of twisted sense of masochism even though he knows no one really plays Descent 3 anymore, including himself....
v likes dirty whores

^has my birthday
< has my birthday
v doesn't have my birthday