Page 1 of 1
In Through the Out Door?
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 10:25 am
by Zuruck
Well...I read this article and was floored by it. How much longer do you think until sex becomes the way it was in Stallone's movie "Demolition Man"?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6620768/
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:46 am
by TheCops
those laws can suck my dick.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:57 am
by Sirian
The irony is, the banner ad is selling birth control pills.
We should dispose of obsolete sex laws, of course, but the article points out why nobody has bothered.
- Sirian
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:13 pm
by Will Robinson
Sirian wrote:We should dispose of obsolete sex laws, of course, but the article points out why nobody has bothered.
- Sirian
Yea it's kind of a bad career move to be the congressmen who authored the bill that legalizes putting ones mouth on the genitals/anus of farm animals
I don't know, that might look good on your resume up north but down here in gods country people would stop inviting you to dinner
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:01 pm
by woodchip
Gadzooks! Now I have to worry about how many states I'm a crimminal in (peeks out blinds...nervously).
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 5:01 pm
by Tyranny
They can blow me. If they can't pull their own heads out of their own asses and focus on more important matters, they have no business poking around in my sexual affairs.
Besides, politicians have so many sexual skeletons in their closet they'd have to be punished to the full extent of the law as well.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:06 pm
by Beowulf
Tyranny I'd be worried if I were you; the government could be searching through your sex life. And shown by the WMDs in Iraq, the government has a bad habit of searching for things that don't exist.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:34 pm
by TheCops
Beowulf wrote:Tyranny I'd be worried if I were you; the government could be searching through your sex life. And shown by the WMDs in Iraq, the government has a bad habit of searching for things that don't exist.
rofl!
my birthday joke!
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:37 pm
by Tyranny
I'll keep that in mind when we eventually tie all the pieces together in another decade or so.
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:45 pm
by DCrazy
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:55 pm
by Phoenix Red
This is why a degree of utilitarianism... has utility.
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 10:31 pm
by Clayman
Justice Antonin Scalia, who voted with the minority in Lawrence, wrote a scathing dissent which made it clear he favored the ability of states to forbid sexual expression they deemed immoral whether the proscribed behavior takes place in private or not. Chief Justice Rehnquist and Justice Clarence Thomas voted with Scalia.
Such a wise supreme court we have, that they declare that good ol' Uncle Sam's nephews can put you in jail for having sex in a different position.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:09 am
by woodchip
Clayman wrote:
Such a wise supreme court we have, that they declare that good ol' Uncle Sam's nephews can put you in jail for having sex in a different position.
Heh. So one might say these laws discrimminate against people with certain disabilities that preclude them from using a "normal" position. I'll leave you to let your imaginations run wild.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:24 am
by Zuruck
Yea it's kind of a bad career move to be the congressmen who authored the bill that legalizes putting ones mouth on the genitals/anus of farm animals
I don't know, that might look good on your resume up north but down here in gods country people would stop inviting you to dinner
Yea, but how bout making a bill that says "Sex life is none of the govt's f.ucking business"...that's what it should say. Free country? Jesus, we can't even have sex the way we want to.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:38 am
by Ford Prefect
"Government has no place in the bedrooms of the nation" -Pierre Elliot Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada for 16 years.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:08 pm
by TheCops
if the government wants to be in my bedroom they can at least bring the soy sauce and the over-sized mittens.
Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:37 pm
by Cuda68-2
I am a little prudish about this not being in NHB. I can see this getting disgusting rather fast.
Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:11 am
by roid
TheCops wrote:if the government wants to be in my bedroom they can at least bring the soy sauce and the over-sized mittens.
and the velvet inflatable chickens, clothes pegs, car batterys and gary coleman.
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 12:38 am
by Arbitar
roid wrote:velvet inflatable chickens
o.O;;
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:21 am
by Ferno
God's country my ass.
