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Pessimistic Sayings
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:39 pm
by Avder
Whats everyones favorite pessimistic saying? Post a few of your favorites!
Heres one that I like:
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:41 pm
by Dedman
Winners never quit. Quitters never win. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:56 pm
by ccb056
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:03 pm
by roid
i've got a fresh one:
"there is no pessimism, only realism"
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:04 pm
by Stryker
Erk.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:50 pm
by Ferno
Failure: when your best just isn't good enough.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:28 pm
by Spaceboy
grrr... i was gonna do that lol (ccb)
-shows a picture of the titanic sinking-
------The purpose of your life may be the serving of a warning to others----
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:46 pm
by Ferno
god i love it when the board slows down to a crawl...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:21 am
by Krom
At least get it right Spaceboy.
Mistakes:
"It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Live Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others."
I like: "Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.".
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:15 am
by Tricord
Ferno wrote:Failure: when your best just isn't good enough.
★■◆●. Thanks for the reminder
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:39 am
by XeonJr
You win some, you lose lots!
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:13 am
by Robo
"Get off"
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:26 am
by Duper
"It's always darkest just before it goes completely black."
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:35 am
by JMEaT
Duper wrote:"It's always darkest just before it goes completely black."
Heh
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:04 am
by Flatlander
No good deed goes unpunished.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:28 am
by Skyalmian
"Pride cometh before a fall."
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:40 am
by TheCops
"life is a swirling, sucking whirlpool of despair filled with moments of false hope."
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:00 pm
by Stryker
I have a new one as of this morning.
Computers always work perfectly.
Except for the hardware and software.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:11 pm
by Flabby Chick
".....i'm sorry, i've never had this problem before"
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:24 pm
by Vertigo 99
No matter how cold the morning, it always gets warmer by noon.
Oh wait. Did I lose?
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:52 pm
by Avder
Yes.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:26 pm
by Will Robinson
Voting third party is a waste of a vote.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:28 pm
by Beowulf
"I don't know what feels better, gettin' laid or gettin' paid. I just know when I'm gettin' one, the other's gettin away." - Kanye West
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:43 pm
by Mobius
"If at first you don't succeed,
maybe failure is your style."
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:52 pm
by Vindicator
Confucius says, "Man with hand in pocket is feeling cocky all day."
er, wait...
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:08 pm
by Ferno
"when you're at the bottom, someone usually throws you a shovel"
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:25 pm
by Darktalyn1
My family creed... No joke, this was on our Coat of Arms :
"Mediocrity is Safe."
That's just sad, heh...
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:44 am
by Sickone
the light at the end of the tunnel, is likely an oncoming train.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:54 am
by Zoop!
"You're so full of it your eyes are brown."
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:41 am
by Hostile
The beatings will continue until morale improves!
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:19 am
by DCrazy
If I were Spock I would be happy, but then I would not know happiness.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:31 am
by roid
Darktalyn1 wrote:My family creed... No joke, this was on our Coat of Arms :
"Mediocrity is Safe."
That's just sad, heh...
when you realise it's tounge in cheek. it's actually quite inspiring really. it's basically saying "★■◆● safety"
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:04 pm
by Darktalyn1
Wow roid,
Your interpretation just reinstilled my confidence in my ancestors!
**** safety, I like that
[edit] This post was a little too upbeat. Back to pessimism :
Life is a fatal sexually transmitted disease.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 2:30 pm
by sheepdog
My husband's grandmother's family (The Ferguson's) motto:
Sweeter after difficulties*
Margo
*the crest is a bee on a thistle
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:25 pm
by Dedman
Love is like a snowmobile that turns over on you, and then the ice weasels come.
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:57 pm
by Arol
The check is in the mail!
Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:15 pm
by Jon the Great
"Lunch is for eating and talking with friends. So I eat and talk with friends. If I want to go biking, I go when I have more than a half an hour to do it."