Because I suck at being stylish

Nitrofox125 · Post by **Nitrofox125** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:46 pm

Okay, so I'm trying to take some "Corporate BS" pics for my website, ya know, people shaking hands, people smiling on the phone, that good stuff. You always see {hot businesswoman} doing something that relates to the content. Here's my question.... are women's business suits different than male business suits? I already have {hot female model} but she doesn't have any suits, but I do. Will I be committing some kind of fashion crime if I lend her my pants and coat?

Sickone · Post by **Sickone** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:51 pm

as long as you have boobs, and your suit is cut for boobs you are good to go.

CDN_Merlin · Post by **CDN_Merlin** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:53 pm

Women's attire button from the otehr side than mens attire.

TheCops · Post by **TheCops** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 8:59 pm

i work in a corporate environment. the big difference is that women have a broader range of clothing. if you are doing marketing for your website... just have a black guy clean cut and an asian woman with long straight hair smiling over a laptop...

the truth is that we jack off to the photo of the asian woman... because white girls taste like ★■◆●.

;-0

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:27 pm

Yeah... your jacket will not fit at all.

bash · Post by **bash** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:34 pm

Stock photography.

Pun · Post by **Pun** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:35 pm

x2 on the stock photography.

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:37 pm

Why did I read that as "stock pornography"...

Darkside Heartless · Post by **Darkside Heartless** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 10:09 pm

Because you're mind's in the gutter maybe? Conversing with the leaves?

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:56 am

nah womens suits are different. you should hire a suit.

if you let her wear your suit, it'll look like you're taking pictures of the 1980s.

Krom · Post by **Krom** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:54 am

Pics of the model without any suit will probably get peoples attention...

Scratch · Post by **Scratch** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:03 am

Well make the picture work related...Have the model completely nude except for she's wearing a tie ... You can photograph her servicing the fax machine....OOOH better yet -- she could be servicing the water cooler and have a wet accident all over her body.....

....i sense i have gone too far.....

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:16 pm

I think what everyone is trying to say is u should scrap the idea of a biz site and make a porn site =)

Mobius · Post by **Mobius** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:51 pm

Our company rotuinely pays $70,000 to $100,000 USD for a photoshoot involving a new website and associated business materials.

Stock images are what you need - because NOTHING you can shoot yourself will come close to looking ar professional (unless you just happen to be a world class photographer too!).

They're available all over the place, at pretty reasonable rates. If I'm not mistaken, Getty Images have what you need.

roid · Post by **roid** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:24 pm

i knew you'd say that

DCrazy · Post by **DCrazy** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:49 pm

Stock xchng is a great place for free stock photos.