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Urinal etiquette
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:06 am
by Dedman
Letâ??s say you are in a public menâ??s room with a bank of 10 urinals along the wall. You are the only one in the room and you pick the one on the very end. As you are standing there heeding natures call, another patron, who you donâ??t know, comes in. Now, this other guy has 9 urinals to choose from and he picks the one right next to you.
What should your response be?
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 7:27 am
by Flabby Chick
I'd say. "Hi George, i much prefered your older stuff."
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:16 am
by WarAdvocat
Finish & leave laughing
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:45 am
by Pun
How does that matter in any way? You afraid he's gonna see your pee-pee? If you want to be alone, go in a stall.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:06 am
by Buef
http://www.icbe.org/
One of the funniest bits I ever saw on the man show was when Kimel would walk into the mens room and start talking to the guy next to him...freaks people out.....'specially when he tried to shake hands...
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:35 am
by Top Wop
If you are that insecure then go to a stall.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:49 am
by Scratch
Better yet, say dood it looks like you pissed on your leg. And when he looks down piss on his leg....
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:40 pm
by nimrod
Cut a big stinky fart. Of course, some people might like it!
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:45 pm
by TheCops
start sucking his dick?
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:59 pm
by Lobber
Cut off from urinating ... move to a stall on the other side far from him, resume urinating.
Oh I'm sorry, you can't stop? Try excersizing your PC muscles then.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:48 pm
by woodchip
Starting whistling "I'm just an Okie from Muskogee"?
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:23 pm
by Will Robinson
Flabby Chick wrote:I'd say. "Hi George, i much prefered your older stuff."
ROFLOL!
And remember, urinal safety tip #1: Don't eat the big white mint.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:34 pm
by roid
it just occurred to me, that there is nothing stopping you from drinking a beer/tequila bottle with your teeth (no hands) while pissing.
funny mental image for me.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:52 pm
by Will Robinson
roid wrote:it just occurred to me, that there is nothing stopping you from drinking a beer/tequila bottle with your teeth (no hands) while pissing.
funny mental image for me.
If you have big hands and you're strong enough you can handle it one handed at least long enough to take a quick chug of beer...once you get it wrestled out of your pants and uncoiled anyway. Works for me
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:11 pm
by woodchip
Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:20 pm
by Unix
woodchip wrote:Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze
Coils can be small.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:41 pm
by woodchip
Unix wrote:woodchip wrote:Uncoiled? Spare the exaggeration...puleeze
Coils can be small.
Maybe Will really meant "ringlet".
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:42 pm
by roid
'cides, to be able to coil it up you'd have to have no girth.
girth is a cool word i'm trying to use more today
i hereby start to describe my screen resolution in length x girth.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:54 am
by Avder
No one who knows the unspoken urinal code would ever do what the guy in the scenario did.
It really is that simple.
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 6:57 am
by Genghis
Avder wrote:No one who knows the unspoken urinal code would ever do what the guy in the scenario did.
It really is that simple.
Yeah, he's either there to rape you or rob you. Take preemptive action and rape him first!
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:57 am
by Iceman
Tell him "Damn, water is so cold"
He replies "Yeah, deep too ..."
Zip up and run like hell.
