DescentBB

"Wow, great aim and absolutely no recoil! BRILLIANT!"

"I didn't know Sickone was in a wheelchair?"

"you can take my gun if you can pry me out of this wheelchair with BMX bike tires."

"Anyone else got a fat joke?"

Edit: a friend from MSN sent one in:

Grimloq -- {You can't get out of life alive, so you might as well take as many people as possible with you.} says:
"Man, these extra wheelchair features get better an better!"

Edit2: another from him...


Grimloq -- {You can't get out of life alive, so you might as well take as many people as possible with you.} says:
"I want a handicap enterance, and I want it NOW."

"show me the way to amarillo.. ive been weeping like a willow..."

I don't give a sh.it about my hearing.

Dammit that's a handicapped parking spot!!!!

Screenshots from the new expansion pack to CS: Source, CS: Gimp.

Timmay at age 34.

You can run, but you can't hide!

"you go to war with the army you have, not the one you want"

"What do you god damn mean fat free!"

"STFU, Mobius"?

In the foreground Fat Frank, who is the 1st armored division of the Mississippi Militia, is testing the militia's new assault vehicle.
In the background is the militia's infantry battalion, Jim Bob and Cooter, trying to un-jam their pistol.
Further in the background the Cross Burning Committee gathers to discuss the location of this years family values picnic/lynching competition.

If I'm in a wheelchair, how is it that I have grass stains all over my legs?

*Run, Forest!*

or:

Red State Border Patrol Volunteers

"Facing increasing pressure due to budget cuts, the military is switching to this new, low-cost alternative to the humvee."

"Cletus had reservations about his new vehicle, but the department of defense assured him it would be armored before he was deployed to Iraq."

"Behold! The latest in psychological warfare! Nobody wants to get beat by a cripple."

"The guv'ment dun shot laser beams at my legs! Dey crip'l'd me with dey mind-control deee-vices. But dey aint gon' do it again, cuz uh duh secund amemment! EAT LEDD, JANET RENO!"

What do you mean there is no handicap rest room!

From the hip, or was that armrest

"You WILL marry my daughter and be a father to my grandson, OR ELSE!"

"Remember Waco"

"Canada's armored devision during a fire test with ground troups."

hey Stress.....image not working

yes it is network guru router guy

now its working....it wasnt when i posted my message

AceCombat wrote:hey Stress.....image not working

That's a stupid caption Ace.

Hattrick wrote:

AceCombat wrote:hey Stress.....image not working

That's a stupid caption Ace.

rofl! I agree

STRESSTEST wrote:

Hattrick wrote:

AceCombat wrote:hey Stress.....image not working

That's a stupid caption Ace.

rofl! I agree

Here's a third vote of incompetence!

"Canadian Army training its latest recruits."

As seen here, Jim Bob fires his weapon flawlessly at the foam deer set at 300 paces. His platoon-mates Emmet and Bubba are shown behind him being instructed on the use of a 9mm handgun. Unfortunately, they can't seem to figure out how to load it properly...

â??Damn you silly rabbit for tiring to steel my Trix when I was a kid.â?

A Polish Tank

"Forget about Poland, will you!"

MD-2389 wrote:"Canadian Army training its latest recruits."

As seen here, Jim Bob fires his weapon flawlessly at the foam deer set at 300 paces. His platoon-mates Emmet and Bubba are shown behind him being instructed on the use of a 9mm handgun. Unfortunately, they can't seem to figure out how to load it properly...

That's the best one so far and by far.

Veterans Administration tesing its new wheelchair propulsion system.

"When the Handicapped Attack"

Beowulf wrote:A Polish Tank