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I love bloopers.

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 10:26 am
by Inari
It's a little something I found. Dunno if it's old or not, but I found it to be a great read. :lol:

[quote]The World According to Student Bloopers

Compiled by: Richard Lederer, St. Paul School


The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked â??Am I my brotherâ??s son?â?

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:31 pm
by Avder
The last line made the whole read worth it!

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:55 pm
by Lobber
I think that's made up.

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 2:42 pm
by Testiculese
Know what Lobber? Probably not. Wonder what grade? I'm guessing 10th or 11th.
died from an overdose of wedlock.
A few of my friends have perished this way!

Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 8:42 pm
by Top Wop
Sir Frances Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.
That and the Milton one was a hoot! :D

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:32 pm
by Mobius
It's fake. It's highly unlikely any person with such a range of "knowledge" will make such grevious mistakes. I'd say written by a history professor with an English degree to demonstrate the importance of CORRECT SPELLING.

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 1:38 pm
by Unix
No ★■◆●.

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:35 pm
by Battlebot
its not all one person mobius....ive seen most of those before and each sentence is from a totally different person all over the country

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:18 pm
by Inari
Yes, pretty much what Battlebot said. It's a large collection of quotes off various student papers. The grades of these students ranged from 8th grade to 12th grade.

Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:46 pm
by Top Gun
In other words (and God, do I love doing this :D)...

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